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Me, the Sailor and our cat, Captain Jim.

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@BootsHelp Hi, is the website for online ordering down today? My order keeps being cancelled as it is failing internal validation checks. Thanks!

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @dungeonsanddads: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! 70 eps wow! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/YPz8q1mQD7

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I was not prepared for episode 61 of @dungeonsanddads. There should be warnings for 'heartbreak' and 'ugly crying during your lunch break' on Spotify. #wreckmedaddy #butlikeemotionally

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Sooo...late to the party (as usual) but listening to the podcast 'Dungeons and Daddies' @dungeonsanddads and I am sobbing at episode 14. Send help. #dungeonsndads #DnD #brbcallingmydad

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Thanks @AmazonUK - talk about a contactless delivery! 😂 #deliveryfail #amazonuk

[Amol Rajan @amolrajan]

I was in Grant Park in Chicago on election night in 2008, maybe 40m from Obama as he gave that unforgettable speech.

I’d forgotten that, elsewhere that evening, John McCain was giving an even better one.

What a hero. He personified American greatness:

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@itsmedilbey At least you are in good company 😂✌🏻

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Welp. Christmas is well and truly over. I have just renewed my membership for @PureGym and I've downloaded a meal prep app. Who am I?!

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Anybody else think this design looks vaguely familiar? 🤔 https://t.co/IvqogYPXrv Coming soon - 30% off code for Coca-Cola Energy using code @pewdiepie 😂

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@ThreeUKSupport All good now thanks, Kimberley!

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Officially addicted to Diablo III and now pushing it on my parents as well. For £1.60 for Xbox 360, it's a worthwhile investment!

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@itsmeDilbey Congrats dude! Hope you have a great day

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@CapSouthCoast last year I got two 'gifts' for secret santa. 1) a suit jacket and trousers made entirely of see through popping bubble wrap (most of which was popped) 2) a notebook with a cover saying 'people I want to punch in the face'. Obviously my secret Santa was no.1!

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@CapSouthCoast broke up a week before his birthday (on valentine's Day no less!) And he decided he got to keep all of his very expensive birthday presents! Not sure how he convinced me that worked! 😂

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@CapSouthCoast motion activated flood lights. For sure.

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Watching Jaws for the first time. My God, these three blokes are shit at catching sharks. And sailing boats. And telling scar stories. I mean, seriously, for 10k I have a better chance of driving the boat, killing the shark and punching the mayor when I get back. #moviereviews

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Feel like this match can be summed up as follows:-
England: Come home, please. We miss you.
Football: No.
England: Football, you ARE coming home.
Football: I am NOT. You cant make me! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! #ENGCRO

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@CapSouthCoast this song just makes me think of terrifying bedroom activities with an adventurous fraulien 👊🙈

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@CePetitCoeur I'm sat here like "can you actually hear the words coming out your mouth?! Do you have the memory of a goldfish?!" How can people remember their own actions so differently from reality?!! Actually worrying.