Adam

“You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking LOSERS!"

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐚𝐦? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤!

— 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦 —
𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐧.

#𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐑𝐏 • 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 • 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 • #𝐇𝐇𝐑𝐏 • h

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

It’s been a while.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

Valentines day needs banning.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

Sneaks out of the V tower.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

I didn’t get any kisses 😤

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@MEDlAOVERLORD Huh?

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

Valentines day.

Where’s all my love?.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

|| Sorry not been around, been super busy with work.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@LETITECH0 “Yeah, a very long time.”

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@LETITECH0 “Who exactly will I be apologising to?.”

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

“Pretty mean? I’ve been doing my job, jeez.”

Scoffs and rolls his eyes.

“I don’t know why I’m in Hell but I don’t like it, I want to be in Heaven.”

[𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 .ᐟ ༉‧₊˚. ( rut ) hiatus @halohappies]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀" Adaaam . CONGRATS ON BEING ALIIIVE !!! why are you in hell ?? I mean not that I'm surpriiiiised, heh— you've been prettyy mean to people . but heyy, you're here ! yay ! "

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@MEDlAOVERLORD You have a lot of ideas and none of them are working.

Fine, we can walk dogs.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

“Ah! Oh, Emily, it’s you.”

[𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 .ᐟ ༉‧₊˚. ( rut ) hiatus @halohappies]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀bouncing . hop . hop . tapping reader's shoulder .
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[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@MEDlAOVERLORD But what about right now?
I need to eat right?

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@MEDlAOVERLORD Never mind.

Guess I’ll figure something out.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@MEDlAOVERLORD . . . . Wow.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@LETITECH0 “Ooooh, how do I even do that?.”

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

@LETITECH0 “You get heard right? So it has to work.”

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

Ugh.

Whatever.
Still would have been fun.

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

I need someone who's actually capable.

[Adam @FIRSTOFMANKIND]

( Raises hand )

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

Ngl need someone to beat the shit out of me