Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody)

We love rinsing our trapped customers. Featured on the BBC's Rip-Off Britain twice! We've been suspended from our trade organisation. Proud TERF. Smug twat.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

£18,000 profit for making one phone call! Cha-ching!

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@NLC_2019 @CommonsHCLG @naushabah_khan @chriscurtis94 "Service Charges are complex & people don't understand." Yes, it's all the resident's fault for not understanding complex charges. We at FirstPort blame the residents; it's nothing to do with us running a scam of course.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

Proud to mention that we at FirstPort fleeced residents of £80,000 for doing sweet FA. That's how we roll...

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@stephenfry - you've been radicalised into believing the big trans lie, Sir! A man in a dress is still a man.

[Patricia🇬🇧 @Patricia344130]

Self important luvvy Stephen Fry is accusing JK Rowling of being ‘radicalised’ by TERF’s on the trans issue.

This woman has not been radicalised.
She speaks from the heart & stands up for women’s rights.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@LuillyDRR @EndWokeness It's more to do with the fact that he was incapable of running the country for so long. Not to mention the cover up.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@daveatherton @VeitchAeternis When in Rome, colonise it and take it over. All with the government's encouragement. Lab and Con both complicit in the UK's complete transformation.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@TheMeldrew But did he walk there?

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@FreeLeasehlders @UKLabour We love Labour! Vote Labour! Our scam continues...

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@ianrich15813274 Is this a joke?

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@Keir_Starmer Two-tier Keir will have them running as Labour MPs next.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@premnsikka And the rich move abroad. And tax revenue is lower. And fewer invest so there are less jobs. And we are all poorer.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@monicabeharding @LibDems @ONECampaign Yet we can't even feed and house our own ffs!

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@SimonBound Extortion is what we do. We're unstoppable! MPs are weak and secretly support us - hence the scam continues. Chin chin!

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@danfrancis02

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@SadikAlHassanMP

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@TorstenBell And I'm sending a very clear message to you plebs: your words will never stop us!

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@David__Reed Thank you for meeting with us - I truly appreciate your feedback. We will be more honest in future, this will start with a corporate re-brand and new logo. Thank you so much, Mr Reed!

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

So now FirstPort is being accused of fraud and criminal behaviour! Ridiculous! We deny all charges and continue to provide exceptional customer service and great value.

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@HorNet_Group Mps are all talk. Our scam continues. Onwards and upwards! Chin Chin!

[Martin King - FirstPort MD (Parody) @FirstPort9]

@philip_chapman1 @DavidPintoD Hear hear!