F is for FAIL

F in English. F in Grammar. F in Everything. This is my log of fails. Also some wins, just to balance things out, because no one likes a Negative Nancy.

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It's the absolute inability to even acknowledge the physical existence of other people in real time. No greeting. No facial expression. Just robot stare. It's legit creepy.

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Z-Bots not understanding what people mean by "Gen Z stare" is why that generation is cooked.

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It has nothing to do with reacting to random BS. You would have to actually interact with people to even get that far.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but Boomers and Gen X are two different generations.

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@LEGO_Group Says "Find out more"

Offers link with absolutely zero information. I didn't need to click a link to be told it launches Dec 7th. The tweet pretty much covered that.

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So if it's not called Twitter, what the hell is a tweet called on X?

High.

I'll see myself out.

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People have exhausted their life savings and/or are thousands of dollars in debt but we're being told we don't need another stimulus because vaccines are being distributed --slowly-- and minimum wage jobs are opening back up.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but peeing in bottles is a trucking industry problem, not an Amazon problem. Pointing a finger at one company completely ignores the root problem.

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@PSETalk

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Yup. That's PSE, hard at "work" stuffing their faces.

The price we pay for an extremely outdated electrical infrastructure run by a company that has zero interest in using any of that money to put it in the ground where it belongs is criminal.

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@ModernDadRising @chrissyteigen The Queen's language isn't American either, toadstool.

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PSE: We will update the outage map as soon as we have an estimated time for your power to come back on.

Also PSE: Updated time for everyone is in 2 days, happy?

Good grief, do you only have 5 crews for all of western Washington??? This is ridiculous.

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Republicans are angry that private companies are not government entities forced to abide by government regulations and conduct... also known as communism.

Republicans are angry about not being communists.

This timeline is fucking bizarre.

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FYI, this is what the headline actually says.

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Someone please explain to me like I'm 5 years old WTF this regurgitated word salad says because I can't get past the headline.

Then explain to the vomit cannon that regurgitated it why it's nonsensical bile. NGL, you might have to dumb it down even more.
https://t.co/iQCKAUMKI7

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All these people talking about free speech and censorship like the FCC doesn't literally control what can be said on a broadcast publication platform.

But y'all mad about private social media companies enforcing a signed contract to use their service.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but the word you're looking for is capitol, not capital.

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Be sure to take off your shirt and shoes to really make a statement about "your rights" to force a business to let you be a filthy twat.

[Cym,Republican/Yang🧢☂️ @Cym62346961]

So Walmart tried to not let me in without a mask. I got in without a mask.They ended up apologizing to me after I checked out,and said they aren't going to enforce the masks anymore. Know your rights. #YangGang

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17,000 people did not die from Swine Flu, you orange painted clown. The official death toll in America was only 12,469. Worldwide it was a hair over 18,000.

Oh hey, maybe you can fix the previous death toll numbers in America with a sharpie, THAT'LL SHOW THAT DUMB OBAMA!!
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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Biden/Obama were a disaster in handling the H1N1 Swine Flu. Polling at the time showed disastrous approval numbers. 17,000 people died unnecessarily and through incompetence! Also, don’t forget their 5 Billion Dollar Obamacare website that should have cost close to nothing!

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WTF is the point of having partial unemployment if still being partially employed (reduced hours from full time) is a disqualification for unemployment benefits??

THANK YOU WASHINGTON STATE, YOU'RE LITERALLY TOO INCOMPETENT TO PASS AS ACTUAL PIECES OF SHIT.
cc: @JayInslee