Mad Max

Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

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[Romeo 🔮 @Romeodamus]

The great philosopher George Carlin said it best. Garbage in, garbage out.

#ElectionDay

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@Rossputin Just another waste of time & money.

No problem here 🙈

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@DMacSportsCO @AltitudeSR These women ruin careers. Leave her be. Nothing but trouble

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@DMacSportsCO @VicLombardi For you also dmac 🫂❤️

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@VicLombardi Sorry buddy 🫂❤️

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@ToddVanpool @BillKristol Follow the money, goober

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

Eh 🤷‍♂️

Im going to hell anyways

[Tokyo @otokyo]

Dear atheist,
What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along?

You lose.

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

Do they wanna get their ass whooped now or their ass whooped later

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

The Minnesota Wild (104 pts) were the 3rd best team in the West this season.

They should’ve played the 6-seed Mammoth (92 pts).

Instead, they played the 2-seed Stars (112 pts)… and took care of business.

Their reward? The 1-seed Avs (121 pts).

Just absolutely ridiculous.

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@AdamSchefter @marcraimondi Normal folk would be in prison 🙃

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@MileHighBubble @nuggets Lol, you're a goofy fuck

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@dougastevens @nuggets He looks tired

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@FredoCervantes @SportingTrib We do have a statistics guy in the front office 🤷‍♂️
#moneyball

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@jeffhunt Conservative
Ultra
Nationalist for
Trump

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@Notwokenow Its almost as if they're all on the same team 🙃

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@MorrellMDmph @KyleClark @9NEWS Interviewing random bitches from twitter? Maybe she should concentrate on raising her own dike daughter

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

Time to retire the cowboy hat

[Jeff Hunt @jeffhunt]

I order my steak medium well. Today, a restaurant mistakenly brought me a medium-rare steak. Took one bite. What is wrong with people that eat steak like that? Beef bubble gum? I swear that cow was alive 5 minutes before I took a bite. Ain't nothing right about that!!! Just a little bit of pink - best steak!

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@MaseDenver Broncos fans 🤦‍♂️

Damned if you don't, damned if you dont

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@_nomadic_soul If yall wanna go make the money, I'll stay at home 🙋‍♂️

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@SomeWhiteMeatZA I got one too 😂

This lesbian movement has them delusional

[Mad Max @FishBulbx]

@lyssasphere @GeorgeConw87605 Cuz thats all women have to offer 🫠