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[WASSIM ❄️ @encorewassim]

J’ai prêté mon téléphone à ma mère, mais elle a commencé à s’éloigner de moi

[nami @chudkawaa]

when im bad at games but people still play with me

[miya @miyarah_]

como se siente estar triste y que tu amigo de internet venga a consolarte

[🎍 @raraqtu]

how people treat you when you’re a step away from suicide

[☕ & 🥞 @TeaffyPancaek]

"Omfg this game fucking sucks it drives me mad"

"Then stop playing it and play other games"

[Lotus_Bloomer @Blueflare132]

"stop posting that video of the guy shooting lasers from his eyes"

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

queda totalmente prohibida la entrada de carlos a cualquiera de nuestros restaurantes.

[nemo asakura @nemoasakura]

バンドマンだからセックスのとき「もうちょっと喘ぎ声のボリューム欲しいな」って思って女の子の乳首右にひねったことある。

[🪐 @moonlitiraa]

White people when you say pedophile instead of pdf file

[diana ✡︎ @spidermulaney]

my vagina just slammed shut! what a hideous picture!

[🥀 @Rain_MakeFair2]

Me when someone DMs me: "moshi moshi...?"

[Blur. @Blurspell]

This gotta be the most random fight ever 💀😭

[Mikey @Mikey00312]

兄弟别他妈打飞机了，想艹免费的b直接去月子中心应聘男护工。他妈的里面全是刚生完的宝妈少妇，怀孕十个月加上产后恢复，少说一年没被插过。下面本来就因为激素和伤口敏感得要命，长期没被操，小逼早就饥渴到不行，阴唇肥厚外翻，一走路都能感觉到里面空虚地抽搐。奶子胀成硬球，乳头又大又红，稍微蹭到衣服就自己渗奶水。当你穿着工作服一进房间，她们眼睛就直了。帮她擦身子的时候，手从奶子滑到小腹，再到大腿根，她会主动把腿分开一点，湿乎乎的逼缝已经亮晶晶的，阴蒂都充血鼓起来。你手指稍微往中间一按，她就忍不住夹紧，淫水直接顺着指缝往下淌，把床单弄湿一小块。有的更夸张，抱孩子的时候故意把大奶子往你手臂上压，奶水隔着衣服渗出来，黏糊糊的。等孩子睡着，她就低声说“下面好胀……帮我按按”，然后自己把内裤扯到一边，掰开湿透的阴唇，露出里面红嫩嫩、一缩一缩的小穴，等你鸡巴直接捅进去。反正老公不在，孩子又小，她又累又空虚，这时候一个会干活、鸡巴又硬的男护工，进去就是送上门的肉棒。插进去的时候她会咬着枕头叫，奶子跟着晃，奶水喷得到处都是，逼里紧紧地吸，内射进去她整个人都会舒服的发抖。

[݁ ᨳິ ׂ 💉 𓈒 syu ྀ ͚. #pisstwt @faggycvts]

Hentai looks like this most of the time #sorry

[Eduardo Antão @edardantao]

quando você enjoa do celular mas não tem nada pra vc fazer além de mecher no celular

[Emmanuel Egwu @eman_egwu]

Me trying to understand my own notes

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

Night cold vs Morning cold