TonyGonzalez🖇

never full, but forever a fool • 90s boi • him incarnate

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

whoever are the people who actually donate to wikipedia or ad blocker thank you cuz i sure as hell aint

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

@JonBingos Chill

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What if stickers didn't work on fruit then what would they use on them

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

You cant scroll while eating ribs its one or the other nd brother nothin will make me put down these ribs

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

been in the trenches long enough grass started to grow

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

I get a bunch of telemarketer spam calls all week but none on the weekend, you're tellin me even these clowns get weekends off but i don't? What the hell dude

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

@jairakan The swan ice sculptures do not count either

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

Is there any fancy expensive ice like there is of water

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My body is a harbor of micro plastics

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

man im over all these time changes how can i be exempt from it nd let it be everyone else's problem

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

Garage doors are so quiet now they used to scare me when i was little

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It should be law that albums be released with an instrumental version of it too

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

Today's date is the same as my phone number nd i've waited a long long time for this

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

so what did birds do before buildings nd power lines, they probably didn't even know they could go up that high

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It undoubtedly truly most definitely is what it is man

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

Now the red hot chili boys gotta move to a new state nd make their entire discography about that one instead

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

I wasn't good this year but im just gonna use the coal santa gives me to smoke a brisket anyway

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

seasonal depression? na i got the yearly plan with unlimited access wherever nd whenever

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

When you're out of shampoo nd refuse to accept it cuz it still feels like there's some left but its just the weight of the bottle

[TonyGonzalez🖇 @FishySmith]

every single pic of a dolphin is insane bro