Always Deaf & Hopelessly Distracted

She could even, she just chose not

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

goodnight guys

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖘™ @WhatsTheStatus]

This was legendary

[Always Deaf & Hopelessly Distracted @FiskeMonster]

Cute @Dominos_UK brought out the wraps to rival @PapaJohns amazing papadias but my dudes forgot the vegan option!!

Thank you Daddy Johns for keeping us veggies coming back for more 👅🌿

[Tom Bellingham @TomP1Bellingham]

The fact only four cars get checked and half of them were illegal makes you wonder if anyone else would have failed this? Surely it can't just be the (bad) luck of the draw of getting checked

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

The child of a well known former F1 driver goes to my daughter's school. Whenever I follow him out of the car park after drop off I pretend I'm getting a slipstream for an exciting overtake

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

brb getting “What money?” tattooed on me

[FPL Marcin @FPLMarcin]

FPL managers who went against Haaland captain

[Always Deaf & Hopelessly Distracted @FiskeMonster]

I voted for Y. TSUNODA as #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: https://t.co/6kK1hMlmV0 https://t.co/Z1hVCQgSzO

[Kay🩷 @prettyfunnygrl]

Mitchel set a boundary for his own emotional well being.. and she’s crying?? #loveisland

[Jode ✌️ @thatjodewbu]

“Do you remember we’ve met before”. STOP ITTTTT #LoveIsland

[Alison 🇵🇸 @alisn015]

Critiquing the new cast as if this isn’t my current position on the couch #LoveIsland

[Always Deaf & Hopelessly Distracted @FiskeMonster]

I have "fifth fastest horse in Foon" stuck in my head which is making watching the F1 very difficult...

[Always Deaf & Hopelessly Distracted @FiskeMonster]

And that's how you spend £2,000 in 10 minutes /facepalm @mrchallister