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@nytimes @TheAthleticFC Everybody in the US looking at being ranked #23

Soooo your sayin there’s a chance??

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@PardonMyTake I guess there’s a reason his name is spelled Wemby instead of Winby

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@nflrums This is a hot take that’s so hot, it’s cold

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@HunterBiden @MaajidNawaz Bro didn’t put an apostrophe after “BFF”, he clearly doesn’t belong on this app or have any say in anything going on in the country right now, geeze

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@BarstoolBigCat Easy Big Cat, eassyyyy 👀

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@Kgformvp211 KAT really and truly is the people’s MVP

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@TheDunkCentral @JaredWeissNBA @TheNBABase Wow…not only is Wemby about to become the greatest ball player of all times, but he literally saved every single child from enduring certain death by soda…wow

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@tantex02 @brndxix Annnnnd by Cardinals you mean the St. Louis Baseball Cardinals winning the championship of a completely different sport, yes?

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@ChampRDS @ggreenwald This feels like we’re living in a world with multiple timelines existing at once.

Like there’s one where Theo Vonn does the podcast and comedian thing and then there’s this one where he became a UFC fighter

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@Ky1eLong @BarstoolBigCat Caleb may be gayer then a 3 dollar bill but good lord if he can’t throw the ball like a motherfucker

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@ggreenwald Her idiot supporters would try to read this and fail.

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@heyarnoldshots Grandpa can smell the laziness

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@PistolRick Shoulda had one of the lines being the SuperSonics with an arrow pointing to the OKC Thunder

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@RevRayCistman Your catching a lot of strays out here “Rev”

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@BarstoolBigCat You boys need to get a giant inflatable cheeseburger and hang it from the rafters next to the seminoles banner whilst you embark on the 200 burg summer, Big Cat

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@PardonMyMeme All these AWL’s leaving comments CLEARLY didn’t listen to the latest PMT, this is prolly just a lil nod at what happened with KSI on his gaming channel, or whatever that Zac brought up

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@0xleegenz (My stoned ass for like the first 10 seconds)

“Whaa, oh we’re clapping, oh yeah!! Oh…oh…”

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@alibrooke4ever Every so often a pic of Trump gets snapped where it looks like he’s a patient waking up from like a fugue state and he’s like “where am I? What is all this President stuff?”

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@redpillb0t I could tell you all the answer but…my god, I just…I can’t, for if I did then…

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@uncledoomer something advertising itself as “of the future” back in the 90’s and then 30 years later still being the exact same thing, and yet at the same time still clinging to the “of the future” label, is pretty on the nose for the current state of society