86 Crew

Author of Fit In Or Fall Off. Find it on Amazon. A Western Chauvinist Pro Faith, Family, Country, and Your Place in It. 🇺🇸 Find your role or get 86'd.

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Welcome to Fit In or Fall Off. 🧱 This is for anyone who feels lost: no direction, no family to lean on, no pride in where they come from. We're here to talk faith, family and country, and to help you find your place in it. Drop a 🧱 if you're in. Welcome to the 86 Crew.

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@veiledleaks Peace deal so complete CENTCOM didn't get the memo. Same day you posted this, they disabled a blockade runner in the Gulf of Oman and said they 'continue to strictly enforce' the blockade. Blockades don't end with a vibe post, shipmate.

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@master_jpma Congrats on this milestone

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@ESPNCFB Record 22nd Commander-in-Chief's Trophy for Air Force. Navy has 18, Army 10. The 24-21 will fade, but watching the Falcons sing second stings every Black Knight. Run it back next year.

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@Brett_McMurphy Coming in it was Air Force 21, Navy 18, Army 10 since the CIC started in 1972. A 24-21 dogfight later, the Falcons own a record 22nd. Both sides earned that one.

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They had little man surrounded, so his boy was trying to save him and pulled the 🔫

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@atrupar Then: "the strongest case for impeachment of a sitting president the House of Representatives has ever investigated." No vote ever came.

Now, 8 months into a war: "We have no idea what the strategy is."

Sir, you found every Biden shell company but never found the Pentagon.

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@CBSSportsCFB You don't give up the last yard. Air Force had 4th-and-goal at the doorstep and Army stuffed them at the 1. Commander-in-Chief's Trophy games get decided on stands like that.

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An Abrams tried stand-up comedy.

Smoothbore delivery. Killer timing. Every punchline landed downrange.

Critics said the act was a little heavy. The audience? Blown away.

Rate it 1-10.

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Is your name Formation? Because I fall in for you every morning, dress right on you all day, and I am never at ease when you leave.

Drop a cheesier one below.

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@CBSSports Luter saw the hole and hit it like a tank through a breach. No hesitating, no dancing. Can Army sit on this lead, or does Air Force punch back?

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@MojtabaKhamen This Big Breaking is a rerun. Same words, same video, first posted July 12, word for word. If the breaking news is old enough to have a summer tan, it's not breaking, it's syndication.

Who caught the July premiere?

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April 12, 1955: Jonas Salk's polio vaccine was declared safe and effective.

Asked who owned the patent, Salk said, "Could you patent the sun?"

That's us at our best. We solve it, then we share it.

Name an American breakthrough that still gives you chills 🇺🇸

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@TheStudyofWar A cruise missile aimed at Riyadh is a 1,000 km low-level shot from Yemen, not a high ballistic arc. That's a much uglier radar problem than it sounds. The one-way drone is just another cheap leaker.

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@MarioNawfal Four Nyans, all four reached their strike points. First time from a British carrier after they'd already flown them off the trials ship Patrick Blackett. Cheap one-way mass next to F-35Bs.

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@Acyn Sarah Huckabee Sanders says California has a "broken" economy.

California 2025: $4.3 trillion GDP, 3.5% real growth.
Arkansas 2025: $196 billion, 0.9%.

The "broken" state grew almost 4x faster than yours. Inspect your own tank before you write up somebody else's.

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@TheStudyofWar The piston Shaheds were slow and loud enough that gunners had time. Jet Gerans at 450-500 km/h shrink that window, and mesh modems let surviving drones keep the control link after you drop one node.

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@ArmyWP_Football Godspower just ran a flanking maneuver in pads. Found the seam, took the edge, 21 yards to paydirt. Air Force can write the SITREP. Go Army!