Fitness Explosion

A Thermonuclear Blast of Skin-Melting Health, Wellness, Nutrition, and Motivation

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@shep_fem @LeadingReport ...Nor people who have called him a Nazi, a failed businessman, a dementia patient, an election denier, an election thief, a person of orange-descent, nor a rapist--none of which are true either. What's your point, bitch?

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@HilbillyLiberal @QuantumGuard17 ��

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@Dana55692117 @QuantumGuard17 Bitch, you crazy

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@SHolmes53976 🖕🏽

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@guyfelicella @robjame7 Fantastic comeback. That was a real critical hit. Bravo.

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@SOrbit31914 Seuss

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@LLLOCKNYC @megynkelly I pray that you soon go and fuck yourself. 🙏🏽

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@ArielleScarcell Thank you for your spot-on commentary, 2026 Abe Lincoln.

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@catturd2 To be fair, it's one of the more spot-on Joe Biden cosplays I've ever seen.

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@LeadingReport Awesome

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@PaulFeldstein @LuckyMcGee Did you slip away from your caregiver again...? We've got to put you in Shady Acres with Joey B; that place really knows how to keep track of old, angry, mentally infirm leftist scum. They're as caring as they are professional. 🙏🏽😇 And, hey, if it's good enough for a Biden...

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@JayPostma @UnrealBluegrass Didn't take long for the TDS zombies to lurch out of the shadows.

Funny how the right can appreciate an artist's work while simultaneously disliking their politics, but the left demands to see an artist's voting history before even glancing twice in their direction...

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@nmintz1979 @catturd2 Cool story, bro

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@HalfwayPost 🙄

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@HalfwayPost Wow. What satire. So insightful. Très fucking creative. This post is like something that's shit crossed with something else that's also shit while dying from stage-5 TDS.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

“We lost Eric Swalwell in California”

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@acnewsitics Nobody picked either of these two for the purposes of DEI, you dumbass.

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@isugarbunnies @MichelleIrene73 His point is that you're a retard.

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@Annajeppesen77 @ArmandKleinX The spirit of retardation is strong within you...

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@DeniseMulligan9 @ArmandKleinX Ma'am, please, shut the actual fuck up.