Konkey Dong

don’t take me seriously

[Konkey Dong @FittedKe]

When your best friends leave your number for the waitress without your consent, then get you in trouble with said waitress’s bf weeks later 🙃

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?

[💞 @Melda1384191]

what the F*cK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard cause I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Konkey Dong @FittedKe]

@FabianArdaya Somebody expose the guy heckling behind home plate. Doesn’t have anything to say now

[Konkey Dong @FittedKe]

I really hope Dodgers win today just to shut up the guy talking behind the home plate mic

[Sebastian @sebasferreirau]

Me estoy volviendo viejo

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

The MLBPA/MLB exchanging CBA proposals all summer long

[Konkey Dong @FittedKe]

@JomboyMedia

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Los Angeles Lakers star Austin Reaves intends to sign a four-year, $185 million maximum contract to return to the franchise, with a player option for the final season in 2029-30, sources tell ESPN. Reaves declined his $14.9M player option for the new max deal.

[Konkey Dong @FittedKe]

@ARJ1122 @EastLos09 @LakersNation It’s the most recent comparison??? Everyone was raving we got the steal of the draft and now we can’t trade him for peanuts

[Konkey Dong @FittedKe]

@LakersNation Why’d we draft another guard tho…serious question

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Bron, JR, and Richard Jefferson just posted this on IG 🥲🔥

[Konkey Dong @FittedKe]

@tyler_kolek

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

KAT and NYC Mayor Mamdani hit the "lean back" 😂

[Daniel Starkand @DStarkand]

UPDATE:

[autist @litteralyme0]

politics

[ren⁵⁸⁷¹ @malkinmoonshot]

do the non american players get to opt out of wearing these for “personal reasons” or is that just for the pride hats

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[gewie croft @kitsfisto]

adoro assistir MIB e dizer que essa cena é do mace windu vendo o kit fisto nascer