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[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I was told that illegal immigrants weren't getting taxpayer-funded benefits such as SNAP, Medicaid, or housing assistance. Now they're talking about fighting against taking away taxpayer-funded benefits such as SNAP, Medicaid, or housing assistance from illegal immigrants.

[Bethesda Game Studios @BethesdaStudios]

A NOTE FROM BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS

We love making these worlds as much as you love playing in them. Today, we want to share what's next for Bethesda Game Studios and what you can expect from us in the years ahead.

For forty years, we've built games that have entertained almost half a billion players. More than just games, these are worlds. Worlds for you to explore, shape, and make your own. Worlds we return to together.

That's what's driving us forward. We're investing more deeply in the worlds players love, giving creators a bigger role in shaping their experiences, and bringing our teams closer together so we can get our games into your hands sooner, support them longer, and continue building them alongside you for decades to come.

STARFIELD CONTINUES

With over 17 million players logging almost a billion hours to date, Starfield remains an important part of our future. As we enter Year 3, we'll continue expanding the Settled Systems with new stories, targeted gameplay improvements, and additional updates, while preparing for the launch of new Starborn content next year. More than 40% of players already customize their experience through Creations, and we'll continue investing in creators and giving players new ways to make Starfield their own.

CREATED BY PLAYERS

We've believed from the beginning that our worlds belong not only to the people who make them, but also to the people who play them. That's why we've long provided players with the tools to create their own experiences, dating back to the Morrowind Construction Set. This year marked another major milestone for Creations with its expansion to Fallout 4, joining Skyrim and Starfield. We're proud to say Creators have already earned more than $10 million in royalties from their work.

THE FUTURE OF FALLOUT

Fallout is one of our biggest priorities today. Fallout 5 remains our long-range destination, and we have multiple Fallout projects in active development right now.

Fallout 76 continues to be home to millions of players exploring Appalachia together. With nearly 70 free updates released to date, the journey is far from over. In fact, we have a major Fallout 76 expansion planned for next year: Raven Rock, a prequel story to Fallout 3.
Fallout 4, the most award-winning game in the franchise, just celebrated its 10-year anniversary and recently passed over 35 million copies sold, continuing to attract a new audience every year.

We also know many players want to revisit previous Fallout experiences. While we're not announcing any dates today, we have been working on remasters for both Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas.

Fallout Shelter continues to be the most popular way to experience Fallout on the go, with more than 250 million players. There’s more ahead for Fallout Shelter, including new Seasons. An unscripted Fallout Shelter television project is also in the works with our partners at Amazon Studios and Kilter Films.

We'd like to congratulate Kilter Films and Amazon Studios on the 10 Emmy nominations for Fallout Season 2. Production on Season 3 is already underway.

And while we won't host a traditional Fallout Day broadcast this year, we're already planning something special for Fallout's 30th anniversary in 2027, when Fallout Day will be celebrated live in Washington, D.C.

STUDIO COLLABORATION

The wasteland continues to expand as we team up once again with our longtime friends at Obsidian Entertainment. We're happy to confirm they're working with us on a new Fallout project. We'll have more to share in the future.

We're also bringing our teams closer together across Bethesda. ZeniMax Online Studios will partner closely with Bethesda Game Studios on The Elder Scrolls franchise, while continuing to deliver incredible new experiences for The Elder Scrolls Online. Season One: Return of the Thieves Guild recently launched, and the team has more planned for the future. By aligning more directly across the franchise, we can create even better experiences for players.

Bringing our teams closer together is helping us build a stronger foundation for everything we create next.

THE ELDER SCROLLS AND BEYOND

That foundation extends beyond our teams to the technology, tools, and systems that will power the next generation of Bethesda RPGs.

Our teams are now developing The Elder Scrolls VI and Fallout 5 on Creation Engine 3, a shared technology platform we've been building since Starfield's launch. It allows our teams to support multiple projects simultaneously with new tools, rendering, and systems that define our games.

Fallout 5 is currently in preproduction. The Elder Scrolls VI is our primary development focus today, with the majority of our team currently working on the next chapter of the franchise. With over 65 million copies sold, players are still exploring Skyrim 15 years later, but we know it’s been a very long wait for the sequel.
The next chapter is on the way. We’re where we planned to be, loving how it looks, and playing it every day.

THE ROAD AHEAD

Across Bethesda Game Studios, we're building for the future of Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, and Starfield. We're investing in our technology, bringing teams closer together, supporting our live games, expanding into new forms of entertainment, and developing the next generation of Bethesda RPGs.

We couldn’t be more excited for what’s ahead and wanted to share as much as we could today. We can’t thank you enough for all you’ve given to us and these worlds. And we can’t wait to continue them together.

–Bethesda Game Studios

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Punches landed in Vegas this weekend

Bam Adebayo: 1

Conor McGregor: 0

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

The Conor McGregor and Max Holloway fight summed up:

[Steelers Depot 7⃣ @Steelersdepot]

Connor McGregor tonight #UFC329

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Conor McGregor’s UFC comeback

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Times you’re allowed to cry as a man:

-when your dog dies
-the ending of Friday Night Lights
-when you see your Grandpa for the first time in a while and realize he’s not all there
-when your friend’s bride reads her vows and they’re amazing and you realize no one will ever love you as much and it’s 100% your fault
-hearing Somewhere Only We Know by Keane and getting nostalgic for friends you don’t know anymore
-when Rocky beats the 10-count in Rocky II
-when an unpopular girl gets made fun of at a party and runs away crying saying “this always happens”
-when you see a picture of yourself as a toddler and realize the person you are now is someone that kid would’ve thought was awesome

[Save Heritage Indiana @HeritageIndiana]

Robert Putnam - author of the bestselling Bowling Alone and a professor at Harvard Kennedy School (hardly a conservative) - commissioned one of the largest and most expensive studies on social capital to date.

He sat on the results for several years because they challenged the prevailing liberal consensus.

What did he find?

The more ethnically diverse a community is, the less social capital it tends to have.

Specifically, people in more diverse communities trust others less - both people from other ethnic groups and people from their own ethnic group.

They also volunteer less, donate less to charity, vote less, and engage less in community life overall.

Diversity is NOT our strength.

[aj preller from make-a-wish @TemuPreller]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Padres baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No Dave”

[🦴 @Boness305]

No way Josh Hokit called Michelle Obama a man 😭#UFCWhiteHouse

[Mr Cominos @nicks_dad44]

Her best friend at the bar when you introduce yourself

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

When your hinge date asks you who you voted for in the last election and you answer honestly

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

We’re in the “late stage capitalism” phase of dating game theory

Famous athletes used to go and sleep with random groupie women no questions asked bc of the status differential

But average women now realize that if a high-status guy ever hits on them, their best move is to make a huge deal about how “famous men want to have sex with me!!” and post it all over the internet for attention

Guys see this and make a mental note that interacting with women appears to be reputationally hazardous. They do it less

Women see that and write articles about “where have all the good men gone,” “why doesn’t approach me anymore”, “are you all GAY??”

All of this can be fixed very easily by just policing these antisocial behaviors that pollute the commons

[Vintage Las Vegas @summacorp]

Primm (State Line) in 1995

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Imagine being teabagged by some guy wearing the Down syndrome armour coating 😭

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

“Your company was dead broke?”

“Yes, Dave.”

“But a competitor offered to acquire you and rescue the business?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“So what happened?”

“Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg blocked the deal and we just went out of business, Dave.”

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@SecDuffy: 53% of Commercial Driver's Licenses issued to foreigners in New York were issued illegally.

We gave them FOUR MONTHS to comply with the law. They refused, so we had no choice but to pull funding — and if they still refuse, we can pull their ability to issue CDLs.