Mr..Maan

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

@H1sCrush Me to my Bestie : Suno mujse pehly marna
kyun k mje Biryani khani hai

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

@MaryamNSharif Tm jeto yar haro
tm na ehal he rho ge

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

During lecture * Ankhein khol kr sona
or teacher ki Han mein han milate rhna
ek Art hai*

Or hm es Art k #Legend hein

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

@H1sCrush Hayeee Eyebrows 😍😍
Maa sadke jaye ❤❤

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Wo jo kehti thi rook skte
hoto rook lo usko bta do

Khan ne Rook b dia
Or Thook b dia

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Rook skte hoto rook lo
Nawaz Shreif ko

Wo ja rha hai

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Jab logon ki family complete ho
jati hai na to
Ek Bacha *Dhood Dahi*
lane k lye paida kr lety hein

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Barish b tb tk achi lgti hai
jb tk Phone chalta rhy
wifi saii chly light na jaye
chai or pakore mil jayen

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

@H1sCrush
Beth jate hein waha

Chawal bat rhy hun jaha

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

@H1sCrush
Hi
Ye Dunia Petal di
Bye

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Me : pta nhi Neend kb aye gi

Neend : Nahi aon gi kbi nahi
aon gi i have a Boyfrnd
dosri dhoond le

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Ladies & Gentlemen
be ready to wellcome the
6th team of #PSL

*Multan Sultan*

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Eidi nahi mili...??

No Issue
Lelo Tissue

#Eid_Mubarak

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Fouji : Chlo Nikkah kr lety hein
She : Gawah ., ?

Fouji : Watan ki Matti hai na

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Or koi nahi aye ga #Dil mein
Khatm kr di #Muhabbat tmpe

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Yaarrr ziyda shoor mt kro
naaa ziyada taliyaan bajao

Hamsaye Mulk mein Footgi
ho gayii hai.

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

@thesushmitasen HAHAHA joke of the year 😂

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Bari Eid pr bakrey ki Qurbani
hoti hai

or choti eid pe Shohar ki

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

She : Suno mje Eidi chahye

Me : Eidi to bache lety hein

Tm mjse Haq_Mehr ki bat kro ❤

[Mr..Maan @Fitty_Mu]

Ami : Kitchan se plate lao
Me : Ami nhi mil rhi

Ami : chulha nzr arha hai
Me : g

Ami : to mobile ko uspe rakh k aag lga
mil jaye gi