Lee Fitzsimmons

Freelance Writer and Music Composer. Full time cat lover. My jokes are original. STREAM MY MUSIC FOR FREE...

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He was singin' in the rain because somebody left the cake out.

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"I LOVE your VOICE!" the producer proclaimed enthusiastically after I finished the last note of my audition song, which was "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash.

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Here is an audio-only performance of my first audition song for "The Voice."

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Two cell phones walk into a tavern.
🍺
They couldn't find any bars.

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A puppy in a seafood restaurant ordered a plate of hush peoples...🤭

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She wanted a sandwich, but she was all out of witches...
🧙‍♀️
...so she had a sand warlock.
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"I wish this pot would get hot quicker," she said.
🍲
"Did you wash it?" he asked,
"because a washed pot never boils."

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Two crawdads were singing around the fire, "Now you get a line and I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin' at the human hole."

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If you kick someone's ass in a forest and no one is around, do they make a sound?