Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald

I am the brain dead former GM of the @njdevils. I’ve wasted multiple years of a talented core because making difficult choices makes me sad.

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@ryanwhitney6 the issue is you one week absolutely ripped into JRob being “selfish” for turning down Seattle’s contract, assuming he wanted more. Then you loved the Carlsson signing. Thats the hypocrisy.

But hey, guess I’m a “fucking moron” like @BizNasty2point0 said.

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Props to @ryanwhitney6 for addressing it, and @BizNasty2point0 of course pretending he didn’t waffle.

But I can promise you guys, Spittin Hypocrites is NOT @peshghi

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@MikeGrinnell_ ROUNDUP:
- Shoots shot trying to play golf with performer. FAILS.
- Buys second hand tickets and not using a company his podcast is/was sponsored by. FAILS.
- Doubles down and does it again. PENDING.

Lesson learned: We shouldn’t trust Spittin Hypocrites’ sponsors after all, huh?

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Finally, @spittinchiclets declared the bar being set last year due to Kaprizov’s stupid contract.

Now the “snowball is rolling” (@BizNasty2point0) with Carlsson’s $18m deal.

Also, other than awful high school chirps, what exactly does Yandle bring to the show?

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Spittin Hypocrites then go on to talk about getting as much money as possible, meanwhile @ryanwhitney6 and @BizNasty2point0 have repeatedly talked about how players need to take less to build winners. Often comparing Toronto failures to Pitt success for this very reason

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Been a minute but, Spittin Hypocrites strike yet again:

@ryanwhitney6 calls Akron selfish for turning down Seattle’s $15m offer, ignoring it shows he wants to stay in Dallas.

This week blows his load over Leo Carlsson taking $18m

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@spittinchiclets Wait, TheFraudPeriod (@TheFourthPeriod) assured us all it was gonna be with the Flyers!

Surely Elliotte is wrong!

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@YahooSports A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from his heart.

Candy ass

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@usmntonly “Tell me when the camera is off, Matt, I don’t want the world to know that I know I’m a fraud.”

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@usmntonly “Oh no, I’ve been exposed as a fraud…again…Time to put on the water works to make it look like I’m hurt…. Again….”

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Oh look, Tim Ream got beat again…

You’d think this guy was Ken Klee with his much of a pylon he is…

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@ESPNFC Anytime pressure is on, this is Pulisic before he gets “hurt”

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@USMNT “If we had a healthy Pulisic…”

Captain excuse, hurt again when things get tough.

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Tim Ream is such an awful defender to begin with, today he’s been exposed as the ancient fraud he is.

And Pulisic is soft as baby shit. Overhyped, doesn’t deliver.

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Surely @ryanwhitney6 and Kieth Yandle will declare Carlsson greedy like they did to JRob for taking the richest forward contract.

Especially as a RFA, when he could have been signed by his GM last year for damn near half as much.

Your move, Spittin Hypocrites @spittinchiclets

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

The Flyers have done a 5 x$18M offer sheet for Leo Carlsson

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Somewhere, @MikeGrinnell_ is texting @peshghi, calling him a blind moron and saying how Halonen is going to pair with Zacha or Poitras, solidifying the Bruins’ middle 6!

[Kristy Flannery @InStilettos_NHL]

Brian Halonen departs the #NJDevils organization as a free agent. He will be signing with the Boston Bruins.

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

Spittin Hypocrites (@spittinchiclets)

Good ole big ears himself, @ryanwhitney6:

Routinely:
“GO GET THE BAG! WE’RE A PLAYER’S POD!”

Monday:
“Fuck you JRob, you don’t really care. You’re being selfish!”

Frauds strike again

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@peshghi @spittinchiclets Still going to pout over him giving Keefe a chance or you just going to ignore that Fitz forced the system to be played like trash and then gave him shittier players to play the forced broken system?

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

@BarstoolHubbs https://t.co/fywk77IBEU

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

THE EVIL EMPIRE IS BACK

[Tom “Not a Doormat” Fitzgerald @FitzTheFraud]

BizFraud2.0 (@BizNasty2point0):

‘The role players are going to be the ones tormented by Babcock’

‘The NHL needs more coaches like Rod. Fans need to shut the fuck up about guys like Babcock needing to come back.’

‘Babcock deserves a 2nd chance! Fans are fucking morons.”