Peter Pan

UN spelled fiuffme! Redeemed Pan~ Works for Wolfram & Hart. Together with @notsolostboy, my loyal right-hand man. #Neverlads [Parody RP] The Pixie Demon.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

About my Peter Pan

Read: http://t.co/CCXbrcBP4w

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

@nealfire_ *Ruffles his hair in the hug~*

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

A day I had forgotten about. Thank you.

[Rumplestiltskin @YourMrGold]

@FIuffMe happy Father’s Day Pappa

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Oof. Your bad luck streak is ongoing.

Someone probably gave you the Evil Eye.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

. . . We both worked at the same hospital for the same contract. I'm unfortunately probably getting screwed because I now also have a Storybrooke and EDTF salary. And I own a house

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

That sounds like a string of rough luck.

Divorcing a doctor might net you good money though.

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

No, I didn't. It sort of got stuck there. Aliens are bad about asking for consent when they're trying to kill you.

This is explained easily by saying "I am presently having to divorce an Australian narcissistic doctor I didn't ask to be married to."

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Did you get to choose your age?

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

I'm so glad you asked. I'm presently residing in a 30 year old curse body.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Now that's work Rumpy has to do on his own.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Henry actually wanted to be happy.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Oh hey--

How old are you?

[Emma Swan @FrostedSword]

. . . I AM DEFINITELY NOT OLD

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Maybe Emma knows how to do it. She got Henry to work.

Not that he's old, that one just has regular puberty, but who knows.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

. . . I was stuck the way I was for over 5 sexdecillion years.

Everybody is capable of change.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

It must be pretty stuck by now after 200 years...

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

I suppose that's fair. We should figure out if we can unpause it.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Is too! Especially with his meno on pause.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

"He's an ungrateful idiot" is not a very useful diagnosis, Malcolm.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Gotcha.

No worries, we figured out what's wrong with you.

[Rumplestiltskin @YourMrGold]

Nobody she’s pointing how hot my exes are and what is wrong with me

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Oooh. Yeah, that explains it.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Is that a thing?

Wait, no, I read about this

Rumple has menopause

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Hmm. He's probably going through old-people puberty.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Fat lot of good it did. Listen to all that ungrateful whining.

At least Henry understood that Emma gave him up to give him his best chance. I respect that kid for that.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Who are you wooing?

[Rumplestiltskin @YourMrGold]

I’m not whining , she’s attacking my love life

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Yes, pretty much. McDrinky couldn't even keep himself afloat.

It all worked out~

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

Honestly, it's not like useless mcdrinky boy and firey mcdestructocat were capable of teaching him those lessons. You left him with perfectly competent people who taught him better than you or I could have at the time.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Is Rumpy whining again?

Just think of all the life lessons learned.

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

That's not my fault. I blame @FIuffMe

My other child that I tossed away became a terrifying world control determining weapon who doesn't even know how to spin wool.

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

Oh goodness, I see the spark is still there~

[Blue @DarthGodCat]

I should have eaten you like a praying mantis

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

@notsolostboy @YourMrGold @nealfire_ Pajama party~

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

@YourMrGold @nealfire_ @notsolostboy I'm kidding, I'm kidding~

[Peter Pan @FIuffMe]

@notsolostboy @nealfire_ @YourMrGold Anytime for your birthday~