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(Parody) post your angry reviews! Swoop refuses to improve customer service. Keep posting till they change their garbage support.

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@Cqtheresa @DarrenMBaylis We aim to please

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Fun fact: The word “customer” is Spanish for chump.

- Happy Flying

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Congratulations Swoop Customer Service Rep Anita!

Anita set a new customer on hold time of 87hrs 39 minutes and 16 seconds!

Anita will get her choice of one piece of unclaimed luggage! Congratulations and Happy Flying!

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Please be advised that we will ask you to select a seat for an additional fee. Don’t be a sucker and pay it. - Happy Flying

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@TimVanMieghem @elonmusk Clearly you didn’t read the bio. Trust me when I say this tweeter feed is much more helpful then Swoop would be

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@TimVanMieghem The airport wait is part of the experience

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Flights from Winnipeg are delayed. The Barista at Starbucks messed up and gave me extra foam when I wanted extra whip.

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Here at Swoop we are always trying to spice things up.

So for the month of December we are randomly adjusting flights with out notice. - Happy Flying

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@shaniecedrydgen We do have a phone number it just doesn’t work

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@benjiaziza @Transport_gc @OmarAlghabra Our main goal at swoop is to make max profit with the least amount of effort

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@coachmecrystal We didn’t do “nothing”. We sent you that nice message.

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@heather4kids That’s a great question. Even we don’t understand it

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@BeeBhayes I’m told their email is the best way m, but it still takes days to complete a conversation that would take 3 min over the phone

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@BeeBhayes Well you should call/ tweet the real swoop but they ain’t going to help you either

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Its 2022 and here at Swoop we are always looking at ways of innovating.

We think you will enjoy us changing around your flights without notice.

Try taking your return flight home first first and then your departing flight second. Makes sense to us - Happy flying

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@dhruvi_17 Wrong swoop to get help from. But they ain’t going to help you either

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Please remember that inflight purchases can be bought prior to boarding or during the flight.

This includes the $11.85 access fee to the on board washroom. Double ply TP can be purchased for $5.21. - Happy Flying

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Another busy day here a swoop. Carl and Ted are arguing who can cancel more flights with the least amount of notice…. - Happy Flying.

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@Sim_Barnett @FlySwoop How many times you going to post this….

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@Cat_Barnes1 See the trick is you don’t…..