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[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

I have lost any respect I had left for Messi after the match with Cape Verde. #FIFA #CaboVerde #Argentina

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

The commentary at this Egypt vs Australia match is shameful. #FIFA

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

The comedy is writing itself at this point.

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

This is a real tweet from a real account about a real man who leads a real country. It's just so hard to believe any of it.

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

Happiest with this collateral damage from the Hyderabad win. #PSL

[Danish @PctDanish]

the fire that sparked inside him

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

Just the comments under this are telling. The hate Indians have runs so deep that forget sportsmanship, they've lost all semblance of what actual love for a sport is. #PSL #cricket

[Israr Ahmed Hashmi @IamIsrarHashmi]

Just realised that Mohammad Ali quoted the Great Indian Wall Rahul Dravid and NGAF. Saw someone wearing an RCB jersey as well in the stands.

Now imagine, something of this sorts happened in our neighboring country!!

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

This was incredibly satisfying to watch. The only way to counter a tiny insecure demon is with facts, preferably printed out - lesson for life.

[Sami Hamdi سامي الهاشمي الحامدي @SALHACHIMI]

"Baba, I am invited to @PiersUncensored against someone who says nasty, hateful lies about Islam. What do you advise?"

@Malhachimi: "Son, don't just say the facts. Print them on paper and hold them up for everyone to see. Obliterate the lies with the clear, plain truth"

"Ok"

[Bina Shah @BinaShah]

Im not sure if @CMShehbaz knows that his aura just tripled by being mentioned by @dieworkwear for his sartorial choices

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

When you’re trying hard to stay relevant.

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

UPDATE: India summons Iranian envoy after ships fired on in Hormuz

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/WLZjXgs2uQ

[Dan Qayyum @DanQayyum]

https://t.co/Q3ZRsR9cfL

[Tooba Syed @Tooba_Sd]

Bari Imam Abadi is central to the identity of this city. The people of Bari Imam have been living here since pre-partition times and have nowhere to go. The Islamabad administration and CDA are displacing thousands of families and arresting those who resist their erasure. There are widows, working-class people, disabled people, and children. Where does the administration think these people will go? They are barely surviving on earnings under 50k a month. The state cannot do this with impunity. You are responsible for providing housing for all! The state isn’t just shirking responsibility but creating homelessness itself. #StopIslamabadEvictions https://t.co/BEeF1rZqtI

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

Damning thread on the BBC Taunsa report. Heads need to roll across GoPB institutions and political leadership.

[brief. @brief_pk]

1/8 331 children in Taunsa tested positive for HIV after receiving injections at a government hospital where staff were reusing syringes on the children's ward. BBC Eye documented this on undercover camera. The PMLN Punjab government has known since March 2025. What it has done with that knowledge is the story.
https://t.co/pzPZizqzQo

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawfordSky]

This is an astonishing condemnation of Israeli actions on the biggest international political platform with Pakistan calling Israel a ‘serial violator of the UN Charter and int law’.

[Vali Nasr @vali_nasr]

Pakistan is stepping up its mediation efforts. Ahead of possible second round of talks in Islamabad over the weekend Pakistan’s PM is visiting Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Turkey to get broader support for the next round.

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

Too good 😂
Petition whichever genius is making these to do a version of “I Ran” by A Flock of Seagulls next @IraninSA @IRMilitaryMedia

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

And today’s popular music: “blockade” by Trump.

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

Because Pakistan is the only muslim country w/ nukes, it will always be relevant. Whether as a mediator, protector of regional allies or partner in combat, depends on how it continues to navigate political shitstorms. Thank you, AQ Khan. Sorry, India.

[Lahori Guy @YrrrFahad_]

Last stage of grief: Acceptance

[Caitlin Doornbos @CaitlinDoornbos]

Did these people think they’d get table-side seats to discussions to end a war? I flew 21 hours to be here & knew exactly what I was getting into — there’s no news until there’s news; that’s how these things work. This is unfair to Pakistan, which has been a gracious host.

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

Only back on this when there's a war or memes.

[WhatsApp Uncle @FizaW]

The kind of brief you want to read, not that weird swill on boredom, so much security and nothing to do.
Show dekhne nahein aaye, kaam karne aaye ho. That too with fast-tracked visas, free coffee/food & the type of hospitality Pakistan is famous for.

[Sophia Saifi @SophiaSaifi]

As we enter the sixth hour of monitoring talks, the journalists milling around the Jinnah Convention Centre are snacking the time away.

The press corps is well provisioned for long negotiations. There’s plenty of free coffee available, along with a buffet of curries and barbecue for lunch and dinner.

Had to include some foodie reporting during this long day

https://t.co/RYvH4GUu7Y