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[SWAT @FkSWAT]

BO1/BO2 Prestige master + Instant unlock all service DM if interested

[Ghost Dismals @dismalsx]

yall think C Isnt Sharp got a sentry gun sitting out front of his house rn

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

NEVER dice up a jalapeño and then touch your lil beast #ouch

[Sick boy @RibicP]

I could be texting my friends while having a dildo up my ass….

[ModernWarzone @ModernWarzone]

They talking about C isn’t Sharp like he King Von LMFAO

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

grippin on my lil Charlie im boutta kirk off

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

tf was that nigga doing when he stole the first emblem

[⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ @pussyfromagirl]

wtf u mean u left the percs at kino der toten

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm too afraid to kill myself so i've been working on a potion to give myself down syndrome

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

The real reason rosa parks didn’t move is cuz she was noddin off a perc

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[chuddy @chuddyspam]

Disconnecting your friend who fell asleep on vc feels like tucking them in bed and kissing them goodnight on the forehead

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I don’t say faggot at gay people I say faggot at people that are being faggots

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[gel @ttpdfc]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[Abby “Rack Attack” Johnson @AbbyRack1738]

I think I’m addicted to being a drunk retard

[Peter Pourker IV @peterpourked]

Can I bum a kiss off you real quick bro? Just a peck bro I swear bro