FLORIST 🌻

he/they | THE BEST FLORIST. (RP/PARODY; read pinned and rentry)

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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ㅤ❝ Flowers grow back, even after they are stepped on. So will I. ❞

《 https://t.co/CluYs2UQAa 》
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[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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mmm ... ﹙⠀small shrug.⠀﹚ nothing too interesting i think. still the same old, same old. besides the, y'know, disappearing.
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

you know, same old same old. being broody and mysterious.

( he takes a looong sip from his glass )

you, kiddo? anything interesting?

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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﹙⠀nodding very seriously.⠀﹚ good ol' reliable six-ears mama.

how've you been!! it's been ages!! ( <-- had also disappeared )
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

good ol' reliable six-ears mama.

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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﹙⠀KICKING KICKING KICKING KICKING KICKING⠀﹚
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

( blegh... wiping glasses... )

eh, i've had worse.

( RUFFLE HAIR RUFFLE RUFFLE AND ALSO TICKLE ATTACK GET ATTACKED IDIOT )

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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﹙⠀pulling out their own phone. eyes twinkle.⠀﹚ woah mama
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

sure, i'll let 'er know to text it to you

( he pulls out his phone and LITERALLY just sends florist a text with the recipe )

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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... ﹙⠀THROWS SOIL AT YOU.⠀﹚
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

( the scurrying about was fun until said old bones started acting, so to make this easier tang will bubble themselves and Flor into their own bubbles, then merge the two. )

hey, bud. :)

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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﹙⠀DODGING. SKEDADDLING.⠀﹚
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

oh you asked for it!

( they... STOPPED EATING? and turned towards sun? oh no. you've done it now.

their hands are out, implying they're gonna ruffle the HECK outta sun's hair. )

/c'mere./

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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can your mama give me the ingredients 'cause me likey
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

( nods, nods )

like my mama used to make it

( he literally doesn't have parents. )

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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﹙⠀totally with an umbrella. he chugs the glass down. without the umbrella. he's not about to poof from choking. on an umbrella.⠀﹚

PHEEEE-yew that was refreshing!
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

( conjures another glass and pitcher from ... somewhere. there's not a shadow portal in sight. he pours a glass )

here ya go.

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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ooooh old bag of bones wants to pick a fight with a young bag of hair.
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

them's fighting words, kiddo.

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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OOOOOO pretty please
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

can't fault you there.

join me for a drink?

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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nope! just tired of customers! 💧💧💧
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

getting existential on me, bud?

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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can't i just wanna be a cat and not want to be this flesh hair-filled coil
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

kiddo.

what're you meowing about

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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﹙⠀deadpan.⠀﹚ tell that to your rickety bones.
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

( playfully. )

/old?/ how dare you, i'm still young and fun, thank you very much!

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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yeah yeah yeah whatever old man
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

hm. i see.

for what it's worth i'll always see you as your own person, kiddo.

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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i'd do anything to not be seen as anyone relating to h—iii mean i'm totally a sibling of mk and not cat kid!
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

very accurate, 9/10.

are you sure you're a sibling of MK and not cat kid instead? CK, if you will.

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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hi baba
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[SIX-EARED MACAQUE 🌖 @WARRI0RMACAQUE]

meow

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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yeah no sorry i've been working really hard on my cat impression
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[Mr. Tang 📚 @yumgoldenyum]

Pigsy! there's that cat outside again-!

oh wait it's just a silly little guy.

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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meow
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[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

https://t.co/phEeWqJ7XA if i softblocked you its either bc the acc hasnt been active for 2 years or i forget if we've interacted .

[FLORIST 🌻 @FL0RIST_MK]

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woah this place needs a renovation
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