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i make silly videos and play video games

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The older I get, the less I care about material possessions. Dinner with Jay-Z.

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.@RiotSupport @drewlevin I just got demoted for a game we had an AFK in, plus my Yasuo gave up on laning and started taking our junglers camps

pls refund the LP
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Flaaphy#bonk (NA server)

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@Drinkmore28 Mordekaiser

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girlfriend had her first gynecologist visit today and they said it was breathtaking

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Picking champions that are strong in your elo bracket is one of the best ways to climb, but one of the worst way to actually improve at the game.

Especially this season, far too many players climb way too high by looking up tier lists rather than actually improving.

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unpopular opinion on league of legends?

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@rungoobrun

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I think they should change Morgana’s passive to have her abilities grant a little healing to herself and allies they pass through / are used on, scaling with mana regeneration + a small %AP, and give her 40-50% damage reduction on R.

The champion has been in a really weird spot for years. Challenger/pro players build utility support items, every other rank builds her as a mage. Morgana is the ultimate lockdown and setup champion, I feel there should be actual incentive to build her as such.

Changing her passive to this new idea and scaling it as such would incentivize her to build items like Ardent Censer, Redemption, etc, while not completely shutting down options like Shurelya’s or full AP builds. It would only make them less optimal.

Damage reduction on R would help her use it more effectively without being tied down to Zhonya’s on her support builds, while remaining a required item for those building full AP.

[Acervo Morgana @Acervo_Morgana]

Unpopular opinion on Morgana?

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two low level accounts duo queueing with a 100% winrate playing different champions and stomping every game. Not sure if its just duo queue smurfing or boosting but can I please have my LP or at least MMR refunded🥺@drewlevin @RiotSupport

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to be clear, this wasn’t the sole reason I left the company. My girlfriend and I had a lot of bad experiences working there, seriously considered legal action at one point, it wasn’t great. The tool was just a twig in the bonfire of reason why I left

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I quit shortly after this product was originally announced, so let me explain why they tried this at all;

Starbucks believed inventory issues were a result of managers being unable to count, do simple math, and anticipate trends, rather than an over abundance of new product launches, last minute deals, or “secret menu“ videos.

The AI tool was presented as “a way to help”, but as it turns out a computer is incapable of predicting the bs that they routinely put their workers through. I can say with near 100% confidence that the existence of this tool led to the expectation that inventory orders, even when manually reviewed, would be completed faster.

When this tool had been explained to me months prior to its launch, I expressed concerns with accuracy and was very vocal about my personal beliefs surrounding the use of AI in the workplace. When I had even suggested that I would rather continue doing my job the way I had been, I was told I didn’t have a choice and if I refused to use the AI counting tool I would be fired.

I’d like to end on this note; the Starbucks company tries to present itself as a real café, but the existence of Starbucks is the antithesis of a true café. A well crafted cappuccino or latte should not come with the expectation that it is handed out of a drive through window within a minute of ordering whilst creating a positive environment and tending to customers who are physically inside the “café”. With every step to maximize efficiency and push Starbucks towards a fast food coffee chain they stray further away from the identity they attempt to have while continuing to pile more and more unrealistic expectations onto their employees.

Do not let them destroying this AI tool trick you into believing they are a good company. They still chose to use it in the first place.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Starbucks retires AI inventory tool across North America after it reportedly miscounted & mislabeled store items.

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sometimes I be walking from the bathroom to my bed, pants around my ankles like a penguin

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Yo wtf is this picture of Waltermelon 🤣

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@RiotPhroxzon Can you explain the Knights Vow buff a little bit? I feel the item, though underused, is already pretty strong. Are you aiming to change its stats to make it more gold efficient and viable as a 2-3rd item, or will you be adjusting the sacrifice passive?

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drinking a corona without the lime like a good little alcoholic

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I payed for twitter blue last year because it supposedly came with the benefit of more discoverability and deadass my tweets all hit like a wet towel. This shits horrible.

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god I love ranch dressing and taking risks

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@Tealed_pnda I played against deathfire brand mid yesterday and it was straight up insufferable until he didn’t exist

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Wearing a t-shirt and buying multiple sealed manga as an investment then sharing it online for recognition knowing damn well you know nothing about the source material are two very different things

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Look at this larper LOL!! @SHAQ

The way I see it, only people who have read all 108 volumes and 1100 chapters of the One Piece manga, watched all 1100 episodes of the anime, went to at least TWO Comic Cons cosplaying as Monkey D Luffy, and watched both seasons of the live action should even be allowed to SAY the name “One Piece” let alone wear One Piece merchandise!

shame on you Shaquille O’Neal 🤮 one piece community let’s get him!!

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@Arongor_ @drewlevin It puts riot in a weird spot because this is an opportunity for them to get new players into the game. If they ban his account his community will not understand no matter what he says.

It’s really annoying. He doesn’t remotely belong where he’s at in the ladder atm,

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He’s already better than some of the top laners I get when I queue duos