Olly Hedgman

My milkshake brings nobody to the yard because it's rancid

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

This too shit for BuzzFeed article offends my eyes

[Guardian G2 @guardiang2]

The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons https://t.co/fproSUWmiV

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

@gigsandtours Thanks guys. You have an excellent website that works well and is exceptionally fit for purpose. Well done you shithouses.

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

@gigsandtours any chance of you guys finishing your breakfast and turning the website on?

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

@ladbible This really is very funny...

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

@lecreuset choose a better courier than Parcel force. They've pretended to try to deliver my order from you but haven't.

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

@parcelforce your delivery guy said they attempted delivery (debatable as someone was in) but also didn't leave a slip to rearrange delivery

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

#OctoplusSNAP The Dog's not sure what to make of an octopus riding a shark

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

The balloon idea for the flame is pretty good. Credit where credit is due. #OpeningCeremony

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

When will it end? #OpeningCeremony

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

John Le Non (famous french singer) #OpeningCeremony

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

This #OpeningCeremony is absolute shite.

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

Extreme off-roading bro...

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

People laugh at me, till they find out what my Cybertruck can really do

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

Southgate can fuck right off

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

Super subs from Southgate

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

I can't wait to see who wins this General Election. They're all so good...

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

Never really heard much of SZA before - is she meant to sound like this or is the sound dodgy? @glastonbury

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

The hand ball law is shit #GERDEN

[Olly Hedgman @FlaccidWedge]

I wonder if @JustStop_Oil are funded by big oil companies. Everything they seem to do makes people turn away from their cause.