Michael Trudeau

barista | retweeter and such | prof pic via @makowwka's character maker

[Andrew Guttenberg @guttenbirder22]

Nice argument. However, I have already depicted myself as the serene and rational Barn Owl chicks, and you as the disarrayed and screeching Kestrel chicks.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Been bleeding a lot of blood as of late

[budum @TimAllenItalian]

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards take him to the bed

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

in your 30s you will realize that going to the grocery store is a blessing that makes everything better

[count dykecula 🦇 @gothesbian]

we as a society need to kill him. he's ruining the vibes

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

[Brian_F @Bri4nF]

CURSE YOU BAYLE! 🐲 I hereby vow! 💯 You will rue this day! ☀️ Behold, a true drake warrior! 🤺 And I, Igon! 👨‍🦱
Your fear made flesh! 🥶 Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon... 💩 But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! 🎯 With a hail of harpoons! 🏹 With every last dr

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Cole definitely knew what was gonna happen

[murmur🌱委託開(›´ω`‹ ) @kim0222dr5]

好可愛喔

[Michael Trudeau @Flakester514]

@casseroleboy what does this mean Levi

[Michael Trudeau @Flakester514]

Shall we renounce, from where we've come and who we were?
Hear me now, you demigods,
Either lift me up, or let me burn.

[Michael Trudeau @Flakester514]

"Why didn't I think to learn more about them?"

[Michael Trudeau @Flakester514]

just another episode of tenderness

[Michael Trudeau @Flakester514]

There is always something in the way,
I wanna have you to myself,
For once.