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[TxJarhead @BeardedTexan69]

So the school my wife works at is doing a slide show for veterans day i guess. So the wife asks me for pics. I send her a few. Now she tried to clean up the background with chatgpt. Can y'all spot the difference? 🤔🤣
Original. Chatgpt

[ejeblenje @Flakky003]

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[ejeblenje @Flakky003]

@dammiedammie35 Deportation is the least of his problems

[#TheSportsIlluminator @RayToluAyo]

Cristiano Ronaldo have a LION HEART

He was named Cristiano Ronald

First name - Cristiano
Middle name - Ronald
Surname - Dos Santos Aviero

He decided to add the letter 'O' to Ronald and it became Ronaldo

To differentiate from the Brazilian Ronaldo, he started off with C.Ronaldo as the name on his jersey at Sporting Lisbon

While he used the name Ronaldo when he got to Manchester United, it wasn't the same with Portugal

From 2003 when he made his debut to 2008, he was still using C.Ronaldo

It all changed in May 2008, when Portugal officially gave Ronaldo the number 7 jersey

He removed the C and Ronaldo was printed on the jersey going to Euro 2008

That was the beginning of CR7 and the owning of the name Ronaldo

Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima won't have thought or imagined there was going to be a player who would take the Ronaldo name from him

People had to start calling him fat Ronaldo, Brazilian Ronaldo, R9....

It was the media that started the phrase "Real Ronaldo" and "Original Ronaldo"

Before some agbaya legends that should have corrected people also joined the fray

From 2008, de Lima lost the name and Cristiano took over

De Lima might not be happy with it but he has no choice than to accept his reality

That aside, what actually gave CR7 that confidence to add the letter 'O' to his name and use the name Ronaldo

For a youngster, that is pressure on its own. Using a global name like that can weigh you down but Cristiano embraced it and took the name

If he had failed, we'd be laughing at him and call him:

"The man who tried to use the name Ronaldo but failed at it"

But Ororo, the man with the Lion Heart didn't flinch, he rose abouve it

That's bravery

Today, Ronaldo remains the only player and sportsman whose first name, second name and trademark are all very popular

First name - Cristiano
Second name - Ronaldo
Trademark - CR7

Mention Cristiano anywhere
Mention Ronaldo anywhere
Mention CR7

You won't think of any other person aside Cristiano

CR7, the greatest sports personality ever

GOAT 🐐

[ejeblenje @Flakky003]

@EmerytarahIRE Why your papa block me, awon obi eh ma gbe eh sin ni. Oma fi Ojo olojo lo.

[ejeblenje @Flakky003]

@Jaga1481 @popsycoolisback Omo my own funny die, na my ex that time but we still dey on a low. Naso she tell me one day say she wan go her bestie side say that own dey lonely. I comot for night go dey find bike for her. Na her bestie later cast matter when them fight. I use vex package that one, fuck too

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

He didn't win it. He took it.

And no one else has ever taken it like that. Not even close.

2016 was not voted. It was declared.

Messi has 8 Ballon d'Ors. But show me ONE where he won a Champions League AND an international trophy in the same season AND finished as the top goals plus assists for his team and the tournament.

You cannot. Because it never happened.

2011? No international trophy.
2015? No international trophy.
2019? No Champions League, no international trophy.
2021? No Champions League, finished 5th in La Liga.
2023? No Champions League, playing in a farmers league in America.

Most of his awards were from the illusion. The illusion that he looked better than everyone, so they gave it to him. Dribbling in midfield. No trophies that matter.

2016 was different. 2016 was real football.

Champions League winner. Top scorer of the Champions League.
Euro winner. Top assister of the Euros. Top G/A for Portugal. Top G/A for Real Madrid.

He carried two teams on his back to two titles in one summer. Wolfsburg hat trick. Winning penalty in the final. Hungary to save his country. Wales to send them to the final. Crying on a stretcher and still coaching from the touchline.

That is not illusion. That is pure greatness.

So when France Football counted:

Number 1: Cristiano Ronaldo 745 points
Number 2: Lionel Messi 316 points

A margin of 429 points. The biggest ever in football history.

It was not a victory. It was a coronation. It was football correcting itself and saying:

No debate. This year, this sport, belongs to one man.

2008 was talent. But 2016? 2016 proved that talent can be gifted, but greatness is taken. And no Messi Ballon d'Or season will ever come close to it.

[jcloud @jcloud_10]

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[ejeblenje @Flakky003]

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[Fremzy 🐂 ⚔️ 🐂 @CryptMind35051]

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[ejeblenje @Flakky003]

@kunmigbenga Abegi, we sabi your type

[Fremzy 🐂 ⚔️ 🐂 @CryptMind35051]

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1) 8
2) David Moyes
3) Fulham vs Manchester United

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[Fremzy 🐂 ⚔️ 🐂 @CryptMind35051]

@stevewilldoit I’ve been following you for a while now but I just join @gamdom because of this tweet

User name is Fremzy

[Fremzy 🐂 ⚔️ 🐂 @CryptMind35051]

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