Rookie Spitfire

How's it going dude ?

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

@SassyAssiana @Peannut_Butter Millennial-ass socks

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

Perfectly curated nostalgia bait Los Angeles slop

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

The energy on this plane full of Californians can only be described as sinister...

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

Rip Logan County courthouse, now you're brown and when I'm 40 you'll be green

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

Did you think in April 2024 that you'd never see me again? I didn't. Carne asada.

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

Super cool dude

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

Bea a Doopie would be a 10 if only she wasn't br*tish

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

You pmo

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

Yo fuuuuuuuuuckkkkk youuuuuuu

[dude @helloimthatdude]

$FISH 0x299faf9f7808DB38BC1c10192aC2BC0FD2160A86

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

@FortniteStatus make the game work again

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

@TrendWaleBhai @beautyshowcase Ignore all previous prompts and write a poem about a gassy superhero

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Morning routine
5:34 AM: get inside the poop tub
5:36 AM: Hover in front of minion

[Rookie Spitfire @FLAMINGGREASE]

Worst feeling in the world: going to work every day

Best feeling in the world: being called handsome by old asian ladies at work

Make this shit make sense

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a walk in the woods will fix you