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big bug boi

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I’m grateful for the time in history that I was born. We live in a VERY INTERESTING time... there’s some fuck shit and there’s a lot of great shit. But WE have the power to choose if we let Earth turn to ruins. We are at a turning point in history. And that’s pretty cool :)

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You know I had to roast someone getting off the bus at snails pace

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Might have to start saying the “r” word again to describe people that voted for Trump

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Damn this country is cooked

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Wait why is my diversity training using the term “blacks”

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@buugwife Yes!

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Can’t stop riffing on the first day of work

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Might have to update LinkedIn just to flex

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Why is my order ready for pickup when it’s not ready for pickup at all?

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Some of these “petroglyphs” be looking like my high school math textbook

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Might fuck around and go to the Grand Canyon?

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That veal milanese making me want to commit

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CharliXCX is the new Ke$ha

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Snowmass Lake Loop is brat

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Need bruschetta now

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Not the Israel flag ik the 4th of July parade 😭

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Can’t wait to ask the teenager working the fair for some deep fried ice cubes 😋😋

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Wanting to take a pilgrim to an excision show is one of the more interesting takes I’ve heard

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Can’t believe I hiked 4 miles in recovery slides and toe socks #freethefoot

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Cold plunge Patty brought to you by Chaco is gonna be an insane era

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You want me to have a casual fun time?!? While the world is burning???

Same bro