Slice Off Life

Is it still a God complex if you're a literal God? On nobodies list of priorities.
I can - therefore I should. Rottweiler BF.
1413BC. He/Him/thy lord 絶望

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

Mild existential crisis about how the fliw of time works and how our memory of the current moment perpetually shaves off slithers with every second and we seemlessly float through an endless moment.

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

@IsaaCorva Really? In front of my bibimbap?

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

@lisydra Mein Beileid :(

[۪ @sserendipyt]

as funny as the kirk memes are, the fact that we stopped hearing about his killer once we found out he was white speaks volumes. if he were black, we’d still be seeing his face everywhere. no black person would’ve been allowed to forget him. that’s painful to think about.

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

@TaurusWitch2010 @wyakyro_ To put it in the words of a bugbear: TORBEK DOESN'T UNDERSTAND AAAANY OF THE WORDS GIDEON JUST SAID IN THAT EXACT ORDER

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

@wyakyro_ Same.

[Dua @Duakz5q]

"Kids shouldn't be into politics!"

Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but, here we are.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

My Lord.

@JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read.

Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon.

One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake.

Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds.

Really says it all.

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

@noonezzft Aight, taking a nap then

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

Zone of Truth ending up being effective because the target was distracted by an incredibly tall top hat. My day is GREAT right now.

[Arham @mgmtarham]

actually, be exactly like ruby

[izah ✨✨ @GalvaoLaizah]

Masculinidade frágil é broxante demais!

[Slice Off Life @FlannigansLayer]

Well, considering the Fast and Furious movies have been a load of crap for several iterations now, this is just pretty fucking on brand. Still, disgusting. Fuck off eith the AI bullshit.

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

Paul Walker could return as Brian in ‘FAST FOREVER’ using AI.

Cody Walker says he won’t return as a body double, they will instead use AI to create footage of Paul, if his daughter approves.

(Via: https://t.co/wK4aGANb81)

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

police are using drug test kits with a 40% false positive rate based on intel they get from flock cameras which make mistakes 71% of the time to arrest you for leftover spaghetti-o's while billionaires poison your water supply and traffic your children

[🩷Angel Cass🩷♿️🔞 @AngelCass2023]

This fucking this

[TJ @amazingatheist]

Jesus, the brown guy who hated wealth and told us all to love one another and was murdered by the establishment Jews and Romans, would totally welcome a greedy Israel-simp white supremacist hatemonger to Heaven. Sure.

You "Christians" better hope the Bible isn't true. Because if it is, you're bitch asses will BURN.

[Naurrrrrrꗞ @Supergirl1Simp]

One year ago we lost a racist misogynistic homophobe that said he’d let his nine year old daughter keep the baby if she was raped. Burn in hell Charlie. ❤️

[WAKASO DE MARICHALAR @VS4_MOSSADEADO]

normal widows: I miss my husband 🥺❤️‍🩹

how erika kirk gonna pull up on the first kirkiversary: