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@doridori0819 Mr. Privacy: And that’s about as much as Austin is going to say about any of his friends publicly without express written permission in advance to chitchat further :)

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@average_joe5416 @GunnerBoys1 @itstuff48 Tbf Austin could be covered in green goo and women still would

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@jgvisions00 We don’t know how anyone would style themselves for this role, they are actors😀. Brandon is the only one you mentioned who’s expressed any interest (I think) so there you go.

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@singhmony_7 He literally does not age lol

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@zweigconway lol for real

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@FilmUpdates Getting handsomer with age 💯

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@00xv01Fg @HollywoodHandle Exactly

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@DEADLINE Great!

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@00xv01Fg @HollywoodHandle He’s never doing that. Lionsgate just needed a script to hold on to the IP.

All the actors they wanted have said no, too lol

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@Variety Yay!

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@ERCboxoffice This feels very Amazon “Red One” - the theatrical is just to tee up its Prime release.

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@nightwriter22 Small and friendly correction: It was not greenlit when he agreed to the specific ROLE, it was when he attached to the project in general. At that time and through interviews during awards season, he still said they were talking about which role.

Seems likely now :) Let’s go!!

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@butlerfilmz The craziest thing of all :) it could happen though, with the fragrance launch. You never know. He did front one of their most successful season campaigns… That 2025 spring one.

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@afterdarkziggy @butlersgale In my mind, he only knows how to work about 3 apps and the camera, and anytime it’s next to his ear he’s just pretending in order to avoid looking at the paps.

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@butlerbliss_ No wonder AB’s never been to a bachelor party lol

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@werenotalking @BocaRed561 @CrazyDaysPoster Big no. Also not a writer/producer/singer

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@butlerfilmz It’s a sick fucking world on the socials

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@Chrispa31963571 Probably just tired and (even more than Austin) underpaid. That was a long press tour.

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@D_a_n_i____ This is not that solid of a report, but he also has MV filming at literally the same time.