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I probably hate you; that's just statistically likely. Don't get butthurt about it pls

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@idols_smash_V2 @MalcolmNance @SpencerHakimian @claudeai dude, seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP. You are so impressively dumb that you will never comprehend how telling a veteran, who actually there, 'well ackshually, my super smart robot daddy says...' Your stupid is the unfixable variety, and my dog's feces are better people than you

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@Graham__Hancock Your life is quite honestly one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard. Please, please keep grifting 😆😂🤣

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@sportmanprg @natoaktual @JDVance Její velitel je mimo a vyhrožuje spojencům, ona udělala správnou věc. 99 % velitelů jí tiše tleská, ale ty jsi vymytý Ruskem, takže to nechápeš 😂😂😂

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@hakeemjeffries @kenmartin73 You give feckless 'press conferences' that are purely performative; take AIPAC money to be a parrot; inspire NO ONE with your little 'care' charade, and then wonder why people hate you right now? You rolled out the red carpet for all of this, yet refuse to lift a finger. Shame.

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@Bluto78 @Mediaite Don't you worry, at least this can't happen in CZ- no chance in hell that Babis is going to suckle up to the teet of Elonald Trumpsk! He's such a clever business man, just ask my grandmother

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@csd @Mediaite @mehdirhasan All the adults with any power to do anything are too busy fondling Musk and Trump's balls right now, and half of the rest of them are watching eagerly whilst talking about how 'smart' they are to be doing so.

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@xZetsubouKiboux @helldivers2 bruh, to be clear, they don't give a shit about anything BUT the money- make sure you don't forget that again! They're also crashing out customers' systems again with this halfbaked update tickling gameguard the wrong way again. Such a joke studio

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@lhfang @ChuckRossDC This fictional scenario isn't even close to analogous, and it's embarrassing that you seem think that it would be. It's a bad faith attempt to justify bad behavior to those stupid enough to accept the premises. You used to do great reporting, what tf happened to you dude?

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@EOTWoffgrid @quadcarl Well a) that's not 'everything,' that's just 'things' for you, and b) you've solved societal problems by ....detaching yourself from society? That's not exactly the mic drop you think it is, friend. In fact, it sounds incredibly self-centered and antisocial. You do you though.

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@rossip0tamus @reynoldsgareth Oh it's not the right word at all, hence the quotation marks- during the campaign there was a lot of screaming about 'communism' and 'socialism' from the far right (despite no understanding of these ideologies whatsoever), which was hilarious due to the stereotypes they invoke.

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@rossip0tamus @reynoldsgareth Unbeknownst to most Americans, in most other countries we don't blast our national anthem before every single game like good little ultra-nationalists. From a distance, the US seems to have more 'communist' mannerisms than pretty much any other country except maybe DPRK

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@daveanthony Power is apparently a very expensive drug with no overdose risk and an extremely quick adaptation of tolerance. Peons such as we can only dream of partaking; maybe Leon will let us get some of that dope trickle down though

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@n3ro @TheAbridgedZach @lhfang **People can't be reasoned out of something they were NOT reasoned into.

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@Mrsean135123 @von_herren @CCVagina ...says the dumbfuck with zero point and a clear intent conflate lived reality with a contrived fictional take. When people are as mindnumbingly stupid as yourself, it's hard for anyone to pull for you to eventually make it out of the cave. Enjoy your shadow puppets dipshit.

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@reynoldsgareth Don't worry, Jebus will return with roller pops before the wah-wah runs out! It is written!

...but only for the faithful of course, you stinky water-grubbing heathens 🤨

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@obsyexpy @reynoldsgareth *stupid enough to fall for a known con man's con

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@JostenSeppe @SomeLeftyTroll @IwriteOK someone clearly doesn't understand subtext

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@enkidomc @reynoldsgareth facts

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@IwriteOK Just wanted to pop by to offer belated congratulations on your clearly accurate and prophetic novel about the inception of 'The Heavenly Kingdom.' Any chance I can get you to spill some lotto numbers before this shit officially kicks off in a big way?

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@molli89351 @meekamob @KyivIndependent I think expecting a few more generations is a bit optimistic. I'd recommend checking out what the sociopathic and narcissistic technocratic twats now at the helm aim to wreak upon the world with their juvenile and self-serving accelerationism 'theory.' Outlook: not good.