Trevor Cruz

Rookie SG/SF for the FBA’s Plymouth Taproots. Yes, I know I look like Halloween, thank you. Icon by @contrabeast

[Trevor Cruz @Flaproots69]

@NoRingBing @39Torbellino Wow. Just won a championship and he’s still casually breaking out the dad jokes like it’s another day at the office. :P

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@glitterbendzzzz Plymouth Rock. Where the Mayflower supposedly landed.

Listen, I could’ve asked why young Crosby didn’t play for NASHville at the Still, but now we’re stretching so thin you might as well call me Taffy. :P

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@glitterbendzzzz You guys put up a killer fight, though. Don’t worry; we’re hoping to Plymouth Rock the Nash-bah. :P

(Okay that was a stretch I’m sorry)

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@biloxi_fba It’s funny because I literally carry an anti-voodoo charm on me 24/7 for things like this.

As a pagan, I’m well aware of magicks of all kinds and I protect myself accordingly. :P

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@glitterbendzzzz Turkey dinners with cranberry and beans and such. :P

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@glitterbendzzzz You had “300 at Shawshank” already.

Let others have their fun :P

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@glitterbendzzzz @TheGrandVanZant Desdemona, nobody who had “nothing” happen would need this many pain killers :P

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@TheGrandVanZant Racc please. Don’t slander me like that. That’s a Saphira move and you know it.

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@glitterbendzzzz Joke’s on you I was gonna buy you dinner anyway

I mean what

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@glitterbendzzzz Yes.

Absolutely.

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@glitterbendzzzz Extreme makeover, government edition?

Ambitious. :P

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@glitterbendzzzz Oh Desi…. what did you do this time.

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@HemKeya Hello fellow batte! :P

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@39Torbellino D:

At least I’m not like @3XThreatTerry saying it “bah-nyard”

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@HanielLemur That’s one more than Lance and Cletus had. :P

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@IvieLimestone It’s JoJo’s birthday and you know what that means… spoil the spooder time :P

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@DatLinsang She sounds like a keeper, huh? :P

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Kinda floored I made the ASG again…. And the 3pc?? Wonder if I can conjure up a title defense…