𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮

mun is 18+/ Mdni / Lewd themes ahead / Art is never mine

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʀᴀᴄᴄᴏᴏɴ

ɴʏᴍᴘʜᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜱᴀɪʟᴏʀꜱ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ

#ʀɪᴠᴀʟꜱʀᴘ | #ᴍᴠʀᴘ

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

“ 𝗕𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗼𝗮𝗱! “

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

Gnaw gnaw nibble nibble.

“ grghhhhhhhhhh! “

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

@AthleticRiolu “ The computah is broken it won’t listen to my damn voice! I wanna see hot naked people damnit! “

She’s VERY VERY VERY drunk.

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

“ Computah

Show me pictures of hot naked men and women! “

She’s slurring her words and staring at a brick wall.

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

Bites the readers leg no miss.

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

|| following back privated accounts always makes me nervous. Like if I follow them will I get flashbanged with them being a zoophile or a pedophile lmao.

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

Blink blink.

“ Pokedollars? Uhhhhh yea sure whatever. . . “

She holds out her hand.

[🌙 Eclipse 🌙 @Moony_Pkmn]

“Uuuuh…. I only got ten… in Pokédollars… you take that riiiiight?”

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

|| To the people that always be replying to my posts I’m sorry that I suck

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

@_SillyBlondie_ “ condoms are for flarkin pussies! “

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

“ Hey ( Reader ) can I borrow your underwear? I like having something to sniff while I flick the bean! “

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

@_SillyBlondie_ “ Counter-offer. I let you pick me up and screw you onto your cock in exchange for your underwear? Eh? Pretty good deal right? “

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

@_SillyBlondie_ “ Give me your underwear I want to masturbate? Whats so hard to understand ya flarkin moron?!?!? “

[“ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐌 𝐈 𝐍 𝐄 , 𝐂 𝐔 𝐍 𝐓~ “ @DIS0RTEDBLUECNT]

“ what ? Haven’t seen a 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂
𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄
𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 ?!~

𝐂 𝐔 𝐍 𝐓 𝐒 ~ 🖕💦“

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝒮ℯ𝒶 ᵍᵒᵈ, 𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬 （♓︎） @SEA_H3RO]

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[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

|| Fuckin hell got busy trying to claw my way to victory in league

Somehow won with lethality j4 support lmfao

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

|| I’ll do actual replies in like an hour or 2 but I gotta go for now

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

“ Heard your asshole absorbs substances way better than your stomach. Boutta get absolutely flarkin plastered.

She’s got a big, goofy, lewd grin on her face.

[ᐯ丨乂 @bunnyboyvix]

"Yeah" Vix says with a straight face

He's grabbing a whole other bottle of beer, like he said...it wouldn't be an empty bottle he'd be using.

"You eager to get a bottle of beer up your ass?"

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

“ That a promise? “

Casually chugging an entire beer, just so she can throw it at him.

[ᐯ丨乂 @bunnyboyvix]

"...Seriously? Toss another one and a whole bottle is going up your asshole. Alcohol included"

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

@ShinoPals Cackling.

“ I knew you’d dodge it ya flarkin moron! Now take the suit off and show me some skin you hunk! “

[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

Casually throwing a beer bottle at the readers head.

[── 「 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑-𝐅𝐎𝐗. || 傭兵 」 @Starbound_Fox]

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[𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 @FlarkinNympho]

Nope! She is just straight up staring at a wall thinking its a computer. She’s simply that intoxicated she can’t even really see.

“ I have. . . Enough booze in my system to kill two humans!

I’m flarkin UNSTOPPABLE!!!! “

[Vlad the Bat @VladdoTheBatto]

Does she have some sort of ocular implant that gives her a computer screen within her eyes..?

Vlad is sort of just, cautiously standing off to the side as the raccoon stared off into the crevices of the wall.