Nipple Nancy

When in doubt, whip it out.

[Nipple Nancy @FlashATit]

Failed your summer class? #FlashATit

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Can't afford your wedding dress? #FlashATit

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No one asked you to prom? #FlashATit

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Forgot to hand in your paper? #FlashATit

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Couldn't get into the class you wanted? #FlashATit

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Can't get laid? #FlashATit

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Long wait at the restaurant? #FlashATit

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No machines open at the gym? Don't just stand there, #FlashATit

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No money to tip the pizza delivery guy? Why do you think God gave us boobs? #FlashATit

[Nipple Nancy @FlashATit]

Forgot to do your homework? Don't sweat it, show it! #FlashATit

[Nipple Nancy @FlashATit]

Long line at the store? What are you waiting for, #FlashATit

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Ran out of gas? It's okay, just #FlashATit

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Forgot to shave? No worries, just #FlashATit

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Late to class? It's okay, just #FlashATit

[Nipple Nancy @FlashATit]

Dated more people than Taylor Swift? It's okay, #JustFlashATit

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Don't have enough money for dinner? It's okay, just #FlashATit

[Nipple Nancy @FlashATit]

Rear-ended the car in front of you? It's okay, just #FlashATit

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@bronakilburn You are an awesome person #feelhonored #flashatit #followback

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Arrested for underage drinking? It's okay, just #FlashATit

[Nipple Nancy @FlashATit]

Boyfriend won't buy you new uggs you wanted? WORK THOSE PUPPIES. #FlashATit