NathanJOConnor

“I don’t know how many years on this earth I’ve got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it”- Frank Reynolds

[NathanJOConnor @FlashOConnor]

It’s horrible to laugh at but....it’s hilarious

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Wait wait wait hold the fuck on for a minute....when did The Equaliser 2 come out and why was I not informed?

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record https://t.co/geMd1Z1ibH via @TheBabylonBee

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Holy fuck I’ve just realised people have unfriended me on Facebook....god I feel so inadequate right now someone hold me, oh and if you don’t like or retweet this I’ll have anxiety

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Drinking a Lemsip straight after the kettle is boiled is like trying to drink fucking napalm

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I act very high and mighty for a man that follows 12 pornstars on Twitter and Instagram

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I watched that fucking Edward Snowden interview on the @joerogan podcast and now I can’t watch pornhub without covering my front facing camera 😑

[EveryWordDid9/11 @EveryWorDid911]

protestants did 9/11

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I was dating a woman down in Melbourne a year or two ago, I met her father one night when I was picking her up, he said to me real intimidating “anything you go to her I’ll do to you” I replied “well you’ll need six good friends and a camcorder then”

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Wow

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

🤣

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I’ve come to the realisation that I just use social media to make shit jokes or talk about movies or songs I like, usually whilst being shitfaced....anyways Jimi Hendricks Voodoo Child definitely worth a listen

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Right so there’s a movie on Netflix I watched ages ago that I’m rewatching, The Terminal, do yourself a favour and watch it boyos ( you might think it’s shite but you’re wrong )

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How I feel after Looking at the amount of tax I pay at the end of the week.

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All the jokes and bullshit aside I genuinely do recommend travelling to anyone, it’s always good to see the other side of the fence

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Ok now I’m really angry, can anyone explain to theses spastic yanks the difference between Ireland and England?

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Bathurst lighthouse....was put after a boat sunk off the coast of Rottnest island killing 11 people, apparently the main lighthouse had a blown lightbulb and the closest shop only had screw in ones.

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So I missed meeting Chris Hemsworth on Rottnest Island because I went cycling. This is why I don’t exercise....the one time I do I miss meeting Thor 😐

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Taking time out of my busy schedule to visit Perth, see the sights and pay $25 for two pints #TheySawTheDumbPaddyComing