Dan the MAN

aspiring shitposter & consultant #cloutorischaser

[Dan the MAN @flat_Danley]

As a proud Pennsylvania voter, I’m excited to see this great state in blue! #bluewallwontbluefall

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Alright, who’s ready for Election Day! Time to vote for my girl Kamala! #civicduty #11/6/24

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y’all ever shart yourself on the muni?
Asking for a friend

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I need me a European girl to give me a kiss goodbye on the cheek

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White boy confidence is an unmatched super power

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Told my doc that drunk cigs don’t count… he said they do.

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My favorite show is

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These Illini shirts say orange crush but I thought they were the Champaign boys and girls club

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I’m a sad boi. Not a bad boi

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Just watched the Super Bowl. Probably the best reffing I’ve seen in a Super Bowl. #flagalert

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So fucking pumped for Bleachers headlining the super bowl. this is why we sport

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Just had someone call bagels “donuts”. I quickly owned their ass

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I for sure could put on my own edm set

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I hate it when people tell me what to think. #freethinker

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I could definitely take this cat in a fight. Looks like he’s never done a power clean in his life

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

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@NoContextBrits Personally, this is the hottest haircut #notbiased

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What do I do w/o DM. Is it even #4dakids anymore?

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come follow my account! could really use the support #goodcause

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You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning

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So excited! Finally a Dillo Headliner that I can get pumped about! #DilloDay