Flat Cap Dad 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇪🇺

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[Flat Cap Dad 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇪🇺 @FlatCapDad]

TOP TIP: if anyone else is struggling to find @alphablocks & @numberblocks specials on their TV @BBCiPlayer app, and their search isn’t working, go to the @CBeebiesHQ channel A-Z page and it will be listed there! This was a UI nightmare for a little while this morning.

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@NaomiPollard81 Yep.

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Today I’m live tweeting from my daughters 7th birthday party, in my house, with 12 kids.

It’s appropriate to drink in this situation, right?

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NEVER AGAIN!!!!

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Pillow fight?!?! Um I don’t think so.

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Apparently I misheard. It was an ‘uncool’ joke, not an uncle joke. Ouch.

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One of her friends just told me my dad joke was an uncle joke. I’m mortally offended.

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It’s amazing what 7yos will use a bing bag for besides sitting. It’s been evicted.

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Wordle 203 3/6

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I fear an addiction coming on. #wordle

[Flat Cap Dad 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇪🇺 @FlatCapDad]

@Alison22N Bingo. 😉

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The message is on the bottle.

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Disappointment is having waited all advent to find #Lego Santa Fendrich in his Advent calendar only to find a duplicated Day 15 fire equipment as above instead! Distraught 4yo alert!
@LEGO_Group help!

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Pretty sure I’ve just hit a new parenting low, tidying the kids bedroom for them before the babysitter arrives.

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Father Christmas is trying so hard not to catch COVID from school children before the big day he’s ditched the red and finally worn a mask.

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I might be a bit too keen to get a good seat for the pre-school #NativityPlay.

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Are you allowed to put up Halloween decorations in the UK before Halloween, or is it like a one day only thing?

Asking for a friend who doesn’t understand British culture sometimes.

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That's one negative PCR for JD, one giant leap of joy for me! Tomorrow we're definitely leaving the house.

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@KingsleaPrimary @numberblocks Are they taking Christmas orders?!? Those are amazing.

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Can you spot what’s wrong with this picture @Tesco?
#PAWPatrol

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Ummm, surely publication of this feature could have been timed better.
#petrolcrisis
https://t.co/eupecvDIoX