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@Evan_P_Grant Astros: "Hold my beer" (at sucking)

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@AlviousGoCats I appreciate the correction.

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Northwestern got a first down with 21 seconds left in the third quarter. Why did the clock not stop until the ball was placed? Over 12 seconds ran off needlessly.

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@brianmctaggart As an Astros fan, neither Texan team deserves to make it to the postseason. It's been a pathetic 2.5 weeks for both teams.

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@therealbuni AI slop folks. Look how he picks the guy up. Practically by his shirt sleeve. Defies physics.

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@RobGronkowski Rob, you're better than this.

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@Munchensenton @Dr_Gingerballs At 10:45 in the morning, Google Maps says I can get there in an hour and a half. And I live in Cedar Park.

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@mattgaetz Matt, I don't think you should be talking about manipulating or taking advantage of kids. By the way, how was the threesome with Boebert?

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@Moke1966758 @SenatorCollins Bot

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@glenn_tunes From the image alone, I thought this was an SNL cold open.

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@RealSpitfire @TheTNHoller You do realize that Trump was / is an entertainer, right? The Apprentice, etc.

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@yoenis37 @TheTNHoller Then don't go to his concert. Why would you go to a show if you're not interested in hearing his songs?

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@Tinker565 @TheTNHoller Hey, average grandma ... Maybe Trump should have stayed in real estate and "stayed in his lane". The beautiful thing about America is that every individual can occupy many different lands. Don't limit any one person to any one lane.

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@PeteHegseth Pete, your mom doesn't even trust you.

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@Real_Jfkennedjr And A&M got beat down by Kentucky

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@carlin_sus46010 Your profile says that you're an animal lover. I guess that means you can apply to work at the FBI now.

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@LeeKuanYimby @RoKhanna How small does one have to be to include magna cum laude in their profile? Of course, the true hilarity of it all is that you misuse the phrase by writing 'magnum cum laude'.

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@ArmChairIR @On3 @walexander OU 14 - New Mexico 6 ... in Norman.

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@RoseG42302460 @hasanthehun And the reverse is true.

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@smith_john18798 @hasanthehun No. According to U.S. law, both are US Citizens. You're welcome for the correction. If you don't like the law, it doesn't make it less of a law.