Flat Jupiter Society

Open your eyes (look up to the skies) and see the truth! We will lead you...

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

@FlatMarsTruth Best day ever.

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

I miss Vine.

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Wtf...are we a cult right now? I like PETA. Storytime: One time, they throw blood all over me, bcs I killed a goose (which tried to kill me first) and I really enjoyed it. I felt like Patrick Bateman. It was fucking nice.

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Well, i have to correct myself: Nobody sang star shopping when @jayxvee played it; or I just didn't heard it...sad day for our beloved goth angel.

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

@guccihighwaters just saw ur show in hamburg; fucking amazing. Thx for the awesome night <3

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Maybe he is not banned. Maybe he stole Peter Griffins identity and uses his twitter-account. I heard this used to be a thing in 2008.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

How can it be possible that James Woods (and many others), a strong but responsible Conservative Voice, is banned from Twitter? Social Media & Fake News Media, together with their partner, the Democrat Party, have no idea the problems they are causing for themselves. VERY UNFAIR!

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Just stay at this! I know it's a very stereotypical and bad joke...but actually this was my lifegoal. #420

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Ooooh...fuck off. Don't abuse GoT...it's the only thing I truly love

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Funfact: I just watched a documentary about adiposity and suddenly they played a song by lil peep in the background (sex with my ex)...fuck german TV. FUCK IT AAAAAAAALL.

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

That's how we deal with disagreements. JUST SHOUT AT 'EM!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

@FlatMarsTruth ...i can't tell how much i love u

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Srsly, I feel honored but i'm afraid of TTDs (twitter transmitted dieseases (tm))...u know, twitter-aids is a thing these days. I just don't feel safe with all those guys around my nick (especially the dinosaur-dudes...we all know they died bcs of "reasons")

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Fucking genius! Now everything makes sense...

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Thanks for the amazing night❤

[Mike Shinoda @mikeshinoda]

Hamburg—today is an early show // If you’re coming, tell your friends:
Doors at 5:30, DB 6:30, MS 7:30

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Wait....what? There is xtc on this taco....i'll call the police.

[Tic Tac @tictac]

How do you call a tic tac that loves tacos? 🌮 #tictac #tictacglobal #taco

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Fucking.Orgasmic.

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

I hate him. #RipMemes #RipCoral

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Realtalk: i hate Rick since episode 1.

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Sometimes I think I'm Jesus bcs...u know...why not? I would be such a great christian leader...

[Flat Jupiter Society @FlatJupiter]

Don't forget "Big Mouth"...that's quite nice

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Netflix has endless data on what content Americans want to see, and its answer is nonstop serial killer and apocalypse shows. Cool, cool