Cthulhu Matzley

Political Jackelope = Suburban Philadelphia Jewish Libertarian Vegetarian If it wasn't for Sarcasm, I'd have no casm at all #ZeoliArmy - Tank Division

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@Grand_handsomer Why did you throw it away? Did the cats like it or something?

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@kimmie_c_ You can’t stop the music!

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@FoundersGirl “it was the duck, I tell ya”

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@MickeyBlowtorch @LibertyJen https://t.co/5s384eTyz2

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@FoundersGirl But can you be Dickalized?

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@OrdnancePackard @BChubby6 Any ONE of those things would’ve put her over the top for me

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@CyborgPeds Next you are going to tall me that your name isn’t really Cyborg

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@SoveyX It also can help to keep the government from reading your thoughts

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@Noelle60587511 What was it like in the 90’s? I was stoned, can’t remember

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@capeandcowell That sounds like my ex wife after attempting to have a “serious” conversation with me

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@NatashaCL7 I hope it snows here soon, this bra is killing me!

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@JakeThirteenth It’s sort of like when someone says “have a blessed day“ but you can tell they really mean “fuck you“

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@RiderofWolves A juice box?

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@femalehobbyist No, I usually take the seeds out before I smoke it

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@N8TIVTXN @JakeThirteenth Spontaneous human combustion

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@OrdnancePackard We’ve turned Iran into a scene from back to the future

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@ingelramdecoucy @jarvis_best Just relax, sit back, and have a cigarette

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@TheGreenOldDill I’m sure by now it’s deaf

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@DillowTalk2 I’ve seen that show

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@Kronykal @DillowTalk2 “What’s that whirring noise?“