Flatulent Earth

Everything is made possible because the Earth is FLATulent. Get wind of the truth! #FlatulentEarth Parody, on behalf of the spirit of Earth. Not really Earth.

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

If you can't tell that the Earth is spherical after seeing this, please jump off a cliff 🌎💨
https://t.co/PYKRrpex4V

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

I had Chile for lunch 🌎💨 https://t.co/L66kijL2Ap

[wxornotBG @wxornotBG]

Wind Advisory is in place until 12pm for all of south central KY; wind speeds of 40-50 mph possible thru this time.

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

No use warning them, none of them believe in climate change...
🌪-Tornado Watch-🌪 🌎💨 https://t.co/RhdahAMXWC

[ABC 17 Stormtrack @ABC17Stormtrack]

Tornado watch for all of Mid-Missouri until 4 AM. #midmo #mowx

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

@dystopia47
It's about Earth's small intestinal processes:
Volcanoes, tornadoes, hurricanes/ high winds...
Earth is flatulent not flat ✌🏼🌎💨

[BąbæYågã¹³ @hardhouz13]

@HarryKane @shl

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

I hereby demand you to swallow Earth farts until you foam at the mouth. Then resign. Thank you.
#FlatulentEarth 🌎💨 https://t.co/UdicQXo5cw

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I hereby demand a second investigation, after Schumer, of Pelosi for her close ties to Russia, and lying about it. https://t.co/qCDljfF3wN

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

I do feel a rumbling towards my equator...
#FlatulentEarth 🌎💨 rising... https://t.co/obJ86uyUKA

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

@Baron_Skippy @JeffreyGuterman @ANN35744238 @RezOKC
Nope, that would be his farts... & his high-power tanning bed 🌎💨

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

Nobody holds a candle to the idiocracy of Flat Earth Society, except for most Trump Supporters 🌎💨 https://t.co/Uz8Q8SLo5Q

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

The #GreySweatpantsChallenge is to not fart in them- your ass' methane levels are affecting global temperatures.
#FlatulentEarth 🌎💨

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

#Frack away! The middle of the country needs to become an ocean soon... 🌎💨
#CuzGodSedSo #ClimacticChange
#EarthCaresLessForYouThanYouThink

[Not Real Donald Trump @RealDonalDrumpf]

Fracking is completely safe! You just have to get used to the 3,000 earthquakes a year. #Oklahoma #earthquake https://t.co/whQwxKWaAE

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

@BarryTweets4me
My guess is that his tiny hands will be stroking the dudes in his wing of the prison.

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

Don't be fooled,
#TrumpScaredOffStage
because his fart smelled like a natural gas leak 🍊💨

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

My flatulating leads to copulating #5WordSeduction 🌎💨
@midnight

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

Wastewater disposed from fracking causes induced earthquakes= fracking (methods) cause induced earthquakes. #UseTheFarts 🌎💨 https://t.co/dvUg1MpcvL

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

Special Ed
#TrumpFBIcodeName

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

#RejectedSaints
Saint Fart-tholomew 🌎💨

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

👌🌎💨 https://t.co/SCSHE0k8D4

[Travis Knight @TKComedy2013]

#ScarierThanGhosts - my farts

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

👌🌎💨 https://t.co/Veg2fFkPAt

[Flatulent Earth @FlatulentEarth]

@KathleenGalarza @BeautyfromItaly @SFGate
Yeah.
https://t.co/MoikxpIGlh