Florence

Amateur human. Professional unicorn.

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#currentmood

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@Wanda102 Can @alestormband be the main event.

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@Wanda102 Nah, but that probably makes Kurt Angle the best choice.

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@Wanda102 Are you sure it’s not Voldemort?

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Hunter looks so orange. @Wanda102 does this mean he’s also fake like that trombone and Erick Rowan?

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Was that discount Beetlejuice driving that car or what #Wrestlemania35

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@Wanda102 Ok I’m ready for Hunter’s absurd entrance, now.

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@Wanda102 Still screaming

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@Wanda102 @JackHeartless Birthday twinnnnnsss

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Did I miss the pistachio match, why are there pistachios #Wrestlemania35

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Oh I was wondering where John Cena was. I figured he was there, but you just couldn’t see him #WrestleMania35

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@Wanda102 @thesteelcage Like is this something that people actually enjoy.

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@Wanda102 @thesteelcage I was about to ask Twitter the exact same thing.

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@Wanda102 🙄 can he at least come in with a big dog?

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@Wanda102 Fuck I don’t even know. But yeah you’re right, they would need to be oiled up so they could slip through the stadium opening.

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BUT HOW WOULD THEY FIT IN THE BUILDING

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If Drew Galloway doesn’t come out on a chariot pulled by Brian Cage I’m leaving. #Wrestlemania35

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@Wanda102 It’s “New York” so yes?

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@Wanda102 No, it doesn’t, you’re right. They would need to be drop shipped in by like 47 blackhawks.

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@Wanda102 @bushby01 Oh well that match lasted all of 30 seconds.

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.@Wanda102 Didn’t we determine that Rey Mysterio was held together by masking tape, oh boy I hope he’s gonna be ok.

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@Wanda102 Yeah, that was fucking terrifying.