MTG Flavor Texts

I feel like everybody should spice up their day with some with some Flavory Texts courtesy of Magic: The Gathering! Follow if you’re feelin’ Flavorful!

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Sheeeeesshhh

[Shivam, Advisor Emeritus @ghirapurigears]

Today's #scryfallrandom asks what you value more, your lands or your life

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“Agreements with demons seldom end at the grave.”

Set: Avacyn Restored
Illus.: Volkan Baga

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“Isn’t he on our side?”
“Yep.”
“Why’s he spyin’ on us?”
“Don’t ask.”

Set: Invasion
Illus.: Scott M. Fischer

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“Occasionally the living wander to the Rivers, but the wardens of Athreos ensure that only the dead ass.”

Set: Journey Into Nyx
Illustrator: Ryan Barger

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“Upon finding his warehouse infested, Gaven didn’t know whether to get an exterminator or an exorcist.”

Set: Gatecrash
Illustrator: Mark Winters

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“Not all nightmares can be escaped by waking” —Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

Set: Journey Into Nyx
Illustrator: Allen Williams

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“Simple bargains are the tempting, and oni bargains are the simplest of all:eternal life for external service.”

Illustrator: Puddnhead

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“The shadows of death fall over everyone in the end.”

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“Three sharp barks announce an attempt to escape the Underworld. Three sharp bites end it.”

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“When memory is torment, oblivion is bliss.”

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“Evil flourishes where ignorance thrives.”
-Perisophia the philosopher

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“It possesses no intelligence, only counter-intelligence.”

This thing is capable of espionage is what I’m getting out of this 😂

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“Nature is neither cruel nor kind. It operates on necessity, not sentiment.”

-Dina, Witherbloom mage-student

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“I could help you, or I could eat you for lunch. I haven’t decided yet.”

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“May Lady Luck smile upon you some other day, pal.”

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“She’s brilliant, if a bit overbearing.”

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“Fail to respect the forest and you will fertilize it.”

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“These monkeys mean business.”

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“There are many reasons why Shiv was not high in on Sheoldred’s list of places to conquer: big, fiery reasons.”

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“Not all elves embrace the pastoral life. Some still roam the forest’s edge, forever making war against their hated enemies.”

Rarity: Common
Set: Invasion

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