Sheldon Laferty

I'm the samalamadoomalamadangerdick'lldoyamama.

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

@KillerMike @runjewels
In preparation for #runthejewels4 I hope @therealelp enjoys the “Gotta crew tighter than all, Stephen Segals neck breaking ponytail elastics”

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

This eclipse is wild. The moon is passing in front of the sun better than some QB's pass on the field, man. Get this moon guy a contract

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Wins all video competitions https://t.co/GJlJ1nuOmM

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

👉🏽👊🏽 Bravo! Salutes Rusty and Sen. Sanders https://t.co/t3OOwwyI2Y

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

If you put Like a Rock by @BobSeger over a montage of American Psycho it almost makes him look like a hero.

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Hey @KillerMike & @therealelp, my friend missed your show at HOB. If I get 100 likes will you ground him for me? Like no tv & video games?

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

@FunTime_Friends the fucking man lol https://t.co/MlOfketBpP

[A2IM @a2im]

You can’t deny it: the video for @djshadow’s "Nobody Speak" ft. @runjewels is 🔥 Congrats @MassAppealRecs #LiberaAwards Video of the Year!

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

WATCH LIVE: Former FBI Director James Comey testifies before the Senate Intelligence Committee https://t.co/n3SKb66Hbn

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Preview of my brain & I when #KillJill music video drops. @BigBoi @KillerMike @Jeezy

[Run The Jewels @runjewels]

We'll send you the clean version https://t.co/XAU3izdkgn

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Favorite part of @jazzfest is seeing all the girls & fuckbois that couldn't get a ticket for @coachella having 1/2 sized fun #jazzfest #nola

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Farting&Burping simultaneously is ART. Read a fucking book for once.

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Whyyyyy did this go so good with the beat?!?! @KillerMike @BigBoi #killjill #BOOMIVERSE

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

I'm the I'm the man boo, thats w/ or w/out you, to hell w/ what that mouth say, show me what that mouth do! #KillJill @KillerMike @BigBoi

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Love how fashion for millennials now is to look like you work hard with ripped clothes & bitch about putting dishes in the dishwasher #facts

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

#Happybornday Mr. Render. Thank you for your performance. @therealelp is cool too but it's your day @KillerMike @runjewels #loveagain

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

I hope everyone at Coachella grows up to become toe clippings salesmen . #wegetityouvedonemolly #wegetityourparentspaid #fuckcoachellians

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

Listen to classic rock while youre fixing a cabinet and muttering to yourself with a like warm Budweiser. Then you can wear the Dad Hat #bih

[Sheldon Laferty @FlazzB]

I think you need to mow a lawn or change your oil before you're allowed to wear a so called "dad hat". #cleangutters #washdishesbyhand #bish