[at a dive bar]
Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.
Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.
Cleaning my room with Allie on speaker phone. Call ends with “ANDREW THERES A BUNNY IN THE GARA... ANDREW THERES A BUNNY IN THE HOUSE! WHAT DO WE DO”
*call ends*
Good Luck Andrew