jeffrey flesher

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@HuffPost Why would anyone wanna extend their life? Cops are crooked, water zero, money goes nowhere, gas thru the roof, rent astroworldwho wants to live longer? You can have it. I just fought a using phone violation in court cuz I didnt use my phone. Had records,sorry guilty. Pay the fine

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@cryptojersey80 @WolfOfOakville @jakepaul @barstoolsports @Starting9 Greatest comment ever!

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@jakepaul @barstoolsports @Starting9 That suckass swing aint gettin outta the infield ya dork. Anyone that has played baseball knows that. You have zero technique and zero swing speed. If you hit it, you be lucky to get it to shallow center. You aint got no pop bro. Stick to fightin. Cuz you have no agility.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@barstoolsports @Starting9 Even if he hit it, it wouldn't go outta the infield. What a clown. I'd K his ass and Im 55 and played shortop. Got 10g's to prove it. Bozo

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@moxx1981 I think you started the thread. And definitely did not sense any sarcasm. But glad you clarified.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@moxx1981 Guess you never watched hockey and Grant Fuhr. Probably the best all time. Watch a few of those games cuz Fuhr did alot more than stoppin pucks pal.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@hockey_samurai Any questions? If anyone dont think that guy with those hands and all the other intangibles couldn't play today...is a f...ing moron. What a shift. Dude was all over the place and that little stop over the line with the baby flick pass was amazing and only Gretzky is that good.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@GolfDigest @DJohnsonPGA And yet he's still top 5..

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@BrendanPorath Dang man, why he drivin? No driver? Savin cash? Dont get it. Fly private, no driver, cmon man. Hav a driver and cruise.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@golfweek You gotta love it. Welcome to keepin ur mouth shut is always the best policy. Just got outta court myself fighting a using my phone ticket amd even tho I had documented phone records from Verizon showing I was not on the phone at the time the officer said I was, i still lost.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@TruthIsThus @NickAdamsinUSA Not Greg. I just grew up watching that era play.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@pgatuor Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Buy Bushwood?!?!?!?! Hajaja. This twitter handle is funny. Love the funny fantasies. Cuz aint no one buyin Augusta.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@FairwayFunnies PGA you want some ratings? Televise that meeting. BAM. Be like The Masters on Sunday.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@ChariseDemao @ScottyCameron @WillZalatoris Yea. Tiger said, here, dip this Ping Anser in a bucket of chrome and put ur name on it. Bingo, ur rich.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@ScottyCameron @WillZalatoris Get that plug in there. Way to go Scotty. It should say WZ and his new caddy win. Amd aren't all Cameron's just Ping putters with a differnt finish and stamp? I mean c'mon now, let's be real.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@redmurad @PGATOUR Ahh, gotcha. I like it. Its a great saying.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@LouStagner Thats ridiculous. Hope the sprinklers aint broke, cuz those greens need some agua. Or the left side of that green isn't playable. Yall wanna finish today? I suggest some water and a clue settin the pins tonight.

[jeffrey flesher @FleshJ5]

@CNBC @CNBCMakeIt What the hell is that supposed to mean?? What a shit thing to say. Ur retiring cuz you cant win anymore. And many men have packed in their dreams to care for their kids and family. Nice comment miss wonderful.