Ellis F

he/him loves his geography

[Sam @snewland89]

Take away Ant McPartlins car keys immediately

[re: emma @evemmore]

next white lotus should be set in Greece. It should star meryl streep, christine baranski and julie walters. pierce brosnan colin firth and stellan skarsgard should also feature. also amanda seyfried could be there. and instead of a body the mystery should be who her father is

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

What ye get for making some poor bastard work Christmas Day imo

[Rodge @MRodge99]

Knowing there is 100% people walking around Glasgow in Newcastle United tops right now is fantastically funny

[sarah platt's bendy index finger @louisbxwles]

so that's why he left sally webster

[8. @8akuaa]

When this played on that happy meal music player toy🥹🥹🥹

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Yes

[rigs @rigsmufc]

The worst person you know just got 4 for Heaton Park

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Sheridan Smith has announced she will star in a new ITV drama called SO SALLY CAN WAIT about an Oasis fan who struggles to get tour tickets even though she queued on Ticketmaster for nine hours

[CB @CB1878_]

Ticketmaster servers as soon as 200 people enter the queue for Oasis tickets

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

BREAKING: William and Harry set to bury the hatchet and reunite for series of huge gigs at Wembley and Manchester’s Heaton Park in 2025

[Harry Wright @HarryWright27]

Can’t believe they’re announcing it at 8am though.

I need a little time to wake up

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

this should be an emergency broadcast on the BBC

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Women will never understand the relationship between a man in his 20s and his almost retired coworker

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

London 2012 Paris 2024

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

SPAIN VS ENGLAND
SUNDAY 8PM
#EURO2024

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Netherlands right now.