Fletcher Christian

Writer, programmer, Comedian, Landscaper, Pain in the rear

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

GAMETIME!!! @BuffaloBills 💙

[Josh Allen @JoshAllenQB]

Go Bills!

[Fletcher Christian @FletcherFFletch]

@shelbysmom72 @4029news Funky Ol’ Moderna

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Hey @dominos - I’ve tried four times now to get removed from your mailing list. Each time you told me it would be taken care of, yet I still get your emails. What’s a guy gotta do to get out from under your electronic thumb??

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Watching the ‘92 AFC championship between the Bills and the Dolphins ... I noticed two things. 1, the Bills defense was unbelievably scary! And 2, @JoshAllenQB is playing much better this year than Jim Kelly did in that game!

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@shelbysmom72 Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong

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Just got the new Apple Watch, series 6. It has so many new features over my Series 3! Now, I can stare at the screen and see myself slowly dying

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@WGR550 My father-in-law is a die-hard Packers fan. Should the Super Bowl be Bills v Pack, and the Bills win, I may have to return my wife.

Screw it. Go Bills!

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@WGR550 Did you see this article?? https://t.co/D5NpEsPLGu

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Andnow my favorite game has been politicized. Thaaanks.

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Loving my new job! It’s a very secure place, however. I wonder if my mask (optional, btw) helps me fit in?

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One more week until I start my new job! I’m gonna miss where I’ve been working a ton, but hey, working by the ocean? Yes please!

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Death is the price you pay for living. Be sure to get your money’s worth.

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Oh Brent, you were there in the 80s, so you KNOW what it was like!

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

What would it be like if we had an election and everything was on the up and up?

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Prayers going out to those who are enduring Hurricane Laura. Stay safe, people!

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Ahh, it’s good to be back into the realm of pretend relavence.

[Fletcher Christian @FletcherFFletch]

If you can’t reach me for the next few weeks, fret not. Just realize that Kingdom Hearts III just came out :D #KingdomHearts3