Jessica Fletcher

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Twitter. Because our parents got Facebook.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Every year, about 86,000 people are injured by tripping over their pets.

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Homosexual behavior has been witnessed in over 1,500 species - Homophobia has only been found in one.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.

[Jessica Fletcher @FletcherJess]

Bed and bong tokes #420

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The average woman will use about 11,400 tampons in her lifetime.

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Drankkkks 🍹🍹🍹🍹

[Jessica Fletcher @FletcherJess]

“@UberFacts: People with stronger friendships have the greater ability to communicate strictly through facial expressions.” @monti_jaime

[Jessica Fletcher @FletcherJess]

@XtinaBergstrom HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUNA 🐟👑💌🎂👸💝🎈🎈🎈🎊🎉🎁

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I've never seen Duck Dynasty, but I assume it's just a bunch of girls making the duck face. And together, they form a dynasty.

[Jessica Fletcher @FletcherJess]

Can't sleep 😔

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Steak dinner! #myfav #yum #rare 👍🐮🍴

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@XtinaBergstrom thankkkks :) spending my birthday #working

[Jessica Fletcher @FletcherJess]

Loooong day! So happy to be in bed! #sleep #muchneeded

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So annoyed!! 😒 #getorganized

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@XtinaBergstrom thank god!!!

[Jessica Fletcher @FletcherJess]

@XtinaBergstrom you guys aren't talking about petty little liars are you?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Staying up late every night, regretting it every morning, then doing it all over again.

[Jessica Fletcher @FletcherJess]

Drunk drivers run stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green.

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