Reformed Biglaw Guy

Native Arizonan. Suffering Suns fan. Law-talking-guy. I like sports sometimes. Mostly they suck. Same with Twitter. #BearDown

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@realimjustkey @Johnboy270783 Maybe you’ll have better luck!

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@Johnboy270783 @realimjustkey In three years of working out my calves are insanely stronger… and the same damn size as before I started. 😭

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@TruthsinAz @sjs856 Those weren’t reps at all and the US wasn’t founded as a Christian nation. 0-2.

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@Katy_Faust Shut the fuck up you stupid asshole.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@colbsdoug @SenMikeLee It would not you fucking dumbass.

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@doodleman5000 @HunterBiden @aaronjames619 Man, shut the fuck up Doodle

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

Kate O’Flynn better win an Emmy for her performance on Widow’s Bay. She’s perfect.

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@TheRealestJMJ @BenGarciaShow @LockedOnPHXSuns Yes JMark. This is the way.

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

You’re up 5 runs in the 6th, game is over. Up two heading to the 9th? Also over. Very very valuable.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

“It’s a 9.00 ERA pitcher of course he sucks” please think about this question for more than 2 seconds

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910

[Anwesh Panigrahi @theodiaattorney]

A legal document is never actually "finalized." It just reaches a level of perfection called Draft_v14_FINAL_actualfinal_revised.docx.

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

How’s the 2027 QB class? I hope they go 0-17 and the awful Bidwills sell and we draft a non-short QB.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Cardinals are underdogs in every game this season, and they are TD-or-more underdogs in each of their first 11 games:

Wk 1: @ Chargers (+11.5)
Wk 2: Seahawks (+10)
Wk 3: @ 49ers (+11.5)
Wk 4: @ Giants (+7)
Wk 5: Lions (+8.5)
Wk 6: @ Rams (+13.5)
Wk 7: Broncos (+7.5)
Wk 8: @ Cowboys (+10.5)
Wk 9: @ Seahawks (+13.5)
Wk 10: Rams (+10.5)
Wk 11: @ Chiefs (+11.5)

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@SeanFennessey The first Beekeeper is a perfect movie.

[Adam Green @theAdamGreen]

Arizona picked a bad time to play its dumbest half of the season

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@WilliamMcCall_

[HurleyFace2.1 @HurleyFace2022]

LIVE LOOK AT UNC FANS RIGHT NOW ...

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@TarHeelsofNYC @OldTakesExposed

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@jasonscheer SCORCHED EARTH

[Reformed Biglaw Guy @FletcherMiller]

@KevinParrom3 No easy buckets!