Emma Smith Fletcher

I swear I’m not angry, that’s just my face; I do science. 🧪🔬

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

Stinx were the number one band of the 90s 🚬

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@CelticFCTickets hello! I’m locked out my log in as I forgot my password but the link to reset isn’t sending to my email address. Can you please help?

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

BREAKING: everyone is allowed have a little cigarette today just to keep them going

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico Or at boots 🌚

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@AsdaServiceTeam I requested a refund on 6 items from a grocery delivery as 2 items were missing, 1 item expired the day of delivery, 2 items expired the day after delivery & 1 item had no expiry date. All raw meat products. My request was rejected. I am unhappy & want to discuss

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico Hi, this is 2009 asking if you are coming to Downtown.

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

Growth is not putting mascara on your lower lids.

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@PureGym do your vending machines not accept monzo cards?

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico Who phones someone when David Tennent is about to regenerate

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico Flashbacks

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico The only lamp your need for personality disorder tests & forcibly told you’re gay

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@NoContextHumans @girlfantastico I could see this happening to you 🤣🤣🤣

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

If hell is a place. It will be being trapped listening to Ed Sheeran’s back catalogue.

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico I agree

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico It was nice being friends.

[The Celtic Way @TheCelticWay3]

After every pro Rangers media report,

After every shitehouse pundit tipped them

After every column inch was dedicated to Hun players running their mouths.

"You're fuckin right there, mate"

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

Question for men. What is the disgusting obsession with snorting your own bogies into your throat with that horrendous guttural sound? Pack it in ya mingin bastards.

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico Bjork has been pilfering it

[Emma Smith Fletcher @Fletchy_89]

@girlfantastico